I've been feeling kind of low lately so it was very gratifying to pass a couple of goth kids on the way home from work today. No matter how fucking useless and stupid you feel, you can rest assured that you're at least two or three steps higher up the evolutionary ladder than those miserable little self-hating fuckwits. Hey, you glum assholes: Why don't you stop cutting yourselves with pocket knives and try SMILING?! It might even get you laid.
(I say all this knowing full well that at least 30 percent of SUPERBLOG!!'s fans subscribe to the goth religion. But I can't let that stand in the way of revealing the TRUTH. And, anyway, I DID say I'm grateful for their continuing existence. So if anything, they should be flattered.)
Now, to be honest... during a particularly bad day, I might perhaps be mistaken for a goth myself. You know, since I'm dark-haired, dark-eyed, pale, thin, and dress mostly in black. And... you know, read Neil Gaiman and listen to Joy Division and the Cure and stuff.
The main difference between me and goths, however, is that I am AWESOME and they are FILTH.
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Is that cartoon you posted ... is that Danish? Are you Sweds in alliance with the Danish?
What are you even talking about, you filthy boy?
SUPERBLOG!!'s official position on the cartoon question is that if Mohammad doesn't want people to see his face he should simply hide behind an avatar from Fraggle Rock.
Indeed, it's a thin Christian line between you and goth.
That part in Blade made me mad. I hated how the girl flashed him with that UV light for no reason. Man, I hated that part. Even Blade was like, "yo, chill out, you crazy bitch."
whuh...whuh...what?
I...I don't...nothing is making sense right now...
Blood.
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