Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Eat Your Vegetables!


If you don't I'll make you. But don't become a fucking vegan or any shit like that. You can try to buy that carrot/penis-carrot/balls with attached carrot on eBay but I'm not sure if I can find it again. Search and you will find Jebus says Jebus. Anyways. I need to go to bed now. Tomorrow is big day. I have meeting with famous professor and I shall also work some. I have good work. I get paid for drinking coffee and watching sports on big TV. Tonite I found English language to be very disturbing and that's why I write so stupid. Bear with me. Or hate me. Hate is better than despair. More useful. Arnold says so in T3 and he's a robot. He Robot. Aaaasimoooov!

(I made link now. If I no make link, Koala kills and hires another co-blogging-person.)

UPDATE!! Here carrot link to Koala post too. If I miss make link to Koala shit he says bad things and gets excited in bad ways.)

10 comments:

Goo said...

yes, that is a nice carrot. i would like to eat it. i would eat the little nubs first.

you say eat your veggies? don't forget about fruit! fruits are good too. i eat a banana evey other day.

Smart Mouth said...

Here is the time on supperbloog when Shoe admits she is a moron... Or a luddite... Or a moronic luddite-poser. Ready?

Here goes...

Yes, goo, fruit is good. But I think Koala and Sammy are on to something with the carrots.

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~jjlin/fruit/carrot-vagina2.jpg


(ack. the truth is out. i don't know how to fucking make a fucking link. fuck. fucking. fuck. carrot vagina.)

Åñèè§å said...

that's maybe going like hot bread or in this case hot carrots...but then again it doesn't look as if its gettin hot....

Goo said...

now that's just gross shoe.

this is how you make links.
how to make a link

read it, learn it, do it!

Smart Mouth said...
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Smart Mouth said...

Thanks goo! Per usual, ya rock!!

Tasty!!

Uncle Sammy said...

Goo rocks except when she doesn't.

Goo said...

omg shoe, congratulations. linking to a photo of a fruit that resembles a womans labia is very appropriate for a html virgin's first link.

you are a woman now.

Goo said...

or should i say, you are no longer a shoe, you have now become a .boot!

kaz said...

Now that's karma!!! ;)