... and why should you care?
Honestly? I have NO fucking idea. But here are a bunch of FUN FACTS to impress your friends (if you HAD ANY) with:
1. The Phantom is inexplicably popular in Scandinavia, of which Sweden is a part. Sweden is the nation wherein SUPERBLOG!! lives and works and sleeps. Sometimes SUPERBLOG!! visits other countries, but it always returns to Sweden eventually. Sweden is a land of vikings and holy men.
2. The text in the pic above is written in Swedish, the official language of Sweden. Basically it says that the Phantom is a chronic masturbator.
3. The Phantom has a wolf named Devil, who is often mistaken for a god.
4. The Phantom's catchphrase is "Do not do evil unto me, my brethren". He has occasion to utter this whenever he runs afoul of a SINGH PIRATE. Singh Pirates are from India. The Phantom is prejudiced against people from India.
5. I generally don't watch much television, because television is for assholes. Real men watch DVDs. But I will now turn on ZTV to catch an episode of The Simpsons. I will smile even if it's an episode I've seen before. But I will not laugh.
6. This blog post is brought to you by the letter K and the number Norrlands Guld.
13 comments:
It's the tennis episode, and it sucks ass bad. I regret my decision to watch it.
Koala Mampur, did you really think a post abotu the phantom was going to squash the goatse convo? Puhlease.
My research tells me that goatse is an acronym:
Guy Opening Ass To Show Everyone
I bet superblog is an acronym too.
Can't say I really care. Like Rocky Balboa, I blog for ME.
SUPERBLOG!! is an anagram.
Ypu can't fool us. You blog for the people. It's all about the fans. In fact, you'd probably like to thank us. And god. And your mom and dad. But mostly us.
I definitely don't want to thank mom and/or dad because it's their fault I was shat into this awful godforsaken world. Then again, if it weren't for them, who would I have to blame for my many failures? I love you, mom and dad! I want to marry you both when I grow up.
That's illegal! Koala, you're a bigamist!
Did anybody ever watch that show M.A.N.T.I.S.? That was an anagram for something. Probably for "Kick Ass Show About a Crime-Fighting Mantis."
STAMP COLLECTING IS FOR SISSIES
Yeah, but what about this:
http://nakedjen.blogs.com/nakedjen/nakedness/
Explain that to me.
Please.
Can someone click that link and tell me what it is? I need a designated "clicker" from henceforth.
It is a blog written by a woman interested in vegetarian diets, holistic healing, naturopathic studies, divining the Universe, her dog, independent films, cutting-edge fashion, recycling, and world politics.
Matthew, I didn't realize you were so sensitive to such internet horrors.
Here's a safe link to get your confidence back.
Wow, CycloFrenchie. Darling and luscious? Intelligent and sexy? I think you have me confused with Uncle Sammy...
Thanks for the lovely addition to my vocab. Poltroon. WILL use it.
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