Friday, December 08, 2006

Birdsong Earthbound Loser

Sweden's largest tabloid, The Daily Communist, reports that Christer Fuglesang, would-be astronaut, has once again been thwarted in his pathetic and ill-conceived attempts to leave Mother Earth. The stated reason: Fuglesang is simply too gay for space. And also the clouds are his enemy. (Which incidentally means that THE CLOUDS ARE SUPERBLOG!!'S FRIENDS. Shout it from the rooftops.)

A little known fact about Fuglesang: his name is an ancient Swedish word that means "Birdsong". As if birds could survive in space! How stupid!

P.S. SUPERBLOG!! has written about Mr Birdsong several times before but I refuse to provide links, on ethical grounds.

SUPERBLOG!!: Anti-Fuglesang, Anti-Stupid, Anti-Space


Uncle Sammy said...

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now together! ñññÇÇÇÇÑÑÑÑ
This place a riot.

Koala Mentala said...


spidercrazy said...

Anti-space means pro-war.

Koala Mentala said...

Not quite sure I'm following, but so be it.

SUPERBLOG!!: Pro-Famine, Pro-Disease, Pro-War

spidercrazy said...

It's easy. I hear many people say that space travels are unnecessary and costs too much money. They probably already know that the US government spends a lot more money on war and defense than on science and space exploration.