Photo #64: The Luxurious Crapper

Outstanding! Best crapper in South America! Unlike Koala I have few photos of myself inside various rest rooms but since this was no ordinary place of easement I had to take a picture. This golden lavatory can be found at Terraco Italia in Sao Paulo.

A gastronomic and tourist landmark for more than thirty years, the Terraço Itália is located at the top of the Itália building, 41 storeys above street level. The spectacular view, dance floor with live music, and the deeply romantic atmosphere, together with some excellent food on the menu, make this one of the favourite eateries for both tourists and paulistas alike.

Can't believe that they're not mentioning the shit-house.... Maybe they do mention it here?

SUPERBLOG!! readers interested in latrines and doo-doo can enhance their learning and further their wisdom by visiting one or two of the following links.

Welcome to Analtech
ANALTECH developed the first commercially prepared TLC plates in 1961.

Crappers Quarterly
Review our guidelines for courteous crapping and rush up on your crapping skills. First, there are some basic skills that need to be refined before you can become a gentleman crapper.

Britesmile for Bungholes
She told me that she would wax the anus first, then apply Pink Cheeks Amazing Anal Bleaching Cream, a product the salon developed, to the area. I scanned the label: The active ingredient is hydroquinone (4 percent), a substance used to lighten dark skin, commonly found in products used by African Americans to even out skin tone. "We just tried it on some buttholes and realized it worked," said Esser-Thorin.

How to Get Your Blog More Attention

#1A) Stop calling it Superblog!!, start calling it SUPERBLOG!! - all caps, baby. Aside from making your blog's name more visible on that super-electric highroad of infotainment I like to call the Internet (Väbbylafskjet in Swedish), it has the added benefit of irritating people.

This is what we in the industry call a Good Thing, because (listen up, kids) most people are assholes who deserve to be irritated. If I had the time, I would personally go around to people's houses with a big blackboard and scratch it with my fingernails, producing extremely annoying noices. Writing SUPERBLOG!! in capital letters is, to my mind, the next best thing.

#1B) Urge everybody you know on the Interwebby to call it SUPERBLOG!! as well. Criticize them strongly if they still write it as Superblog!! or, even worse, "Superblog!", "Superblog", "Super Blog", Sperm Blog", or somesuch suchlike. Call them "fuckfaces", and "mongoloids" and tell them that failure to comply with this new directive will earn them a date with Death. (And I don't mean the cute goth chick, I mean the guy with the scythe.)

#2) Have a beer. You've earned it.

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SUPERBLOG!!: Making The Universe A Far Better Place, A Few Molecules At A Time

Oink Oink Oink

Wow! It's the most equal pig of them all! Swedish Prime Minister Goran Persson himself! Last blogged about here and speaking about the trolls. Koala was here 45 minutes ago and he refused to blog. Kill him when you see him!! No, don't do that. He's a nice guy. He will probably entertain us again any day now.

Photo #63: Sammy's Magic 8-Ball

Beware of my magic 8-Ball... I bought it at Teknikmagasinet and they're the real deal when it comes to needful things. Their slogan goes like this: Teknikmagasinet - The meaning of life! Bullcrap! Superblog!! is the meaning of all life. We will sue them I guess and see them in court and I will get all their magic 8-Balls and stuff. Not that I need any other 8-Ball than the one in my hand. It really works and I will reveal it's powers here and now.

Will Goo ever conquer Superblog!! ? - My sources say no

Is Dubya gay? - Absolutely not

Should Afe change his name to Agfe again? - A definite yes

Can we expect that steamy love affair between Sara and Koala soon? - Are you kidding

You see? There can only be one.... and it's mine... my own!! It's the one and only 100% working Magic 8-Ball. Feel free to challenge it's powers if you dare. The truth will set you free or eat you alive.

Superblog!! Fan Art

This image was made especially for Superblog!! by our fan/stalker/nephew/murderer/slaveboy Moocko the Mook. I think he sent it to me several months ago, but I never got around to posting it. Until now.

Superblog!! extends its heartfelt thanks, mixed with the customary smidgen of contempt.

Photo #62: Ancient Porn

Look at this, it's a naked chick having raw animal sex!! Nope, just kidding, it's the Queen of the Night which is almost the same thing. I took that photo in London and that's the city where they speak English instead of American.

Although we do not know exactly who she is, we have called her the 'Queen of the Night' because of her drooping wings, the owls on either side of her and because the background of the plaque was once black.

You stupid Brits!! I command you to rename her 'Naked Chick having Raw Animal Sex' because that's what people think when they see her. Here's another chick from London. Ta-da! Wow I sound like I'm gay! I'm not. Anyway... last time I posted I claimed that most of you are stupid and yes, most of you are incredibly stupid which is why I'll link to this educational site about ancient porn in ancient Rome. Learn for God's sake!!! Learn about the fascinating phallus and other genital related things!

"Here Harpocras has had a good fuck with Drauca for a denarius." (C.I.L. IV, 2193; graffiti in a brothel at Pompeii)

Fuck, fuckity fuck! Hey! This was worth mentioning too. If you google "educational site" you'll get 666,000 hits. That probably means something.

Sweden is Fascist

Did you know the Swedish government is making me pay a fee just because I have a television set?! The fee is something like 2,000 crowns a year. Two thousand fucking crowns! That's the equivalent of at least 40 beers in a semi-expensive Swedish pub. And the beer in Sweden is horribly expensive! (Another sure sign of a fascist country!)

They showed up on my doorstep this evening and wanted me to sign a note acknowledging that I own a TV. And like an asshole, I signed it! (What can I say, I'm diabolically stupid and probably don't deserve to live.)

I piss on the Swedish government, especially Goeran the Fat Pig. In fact, I piss on the entire Kingdom of Sweden, including all it's citizens. I urge you to do the same. Metaphorically.

But I do think that the next time you see a Swede, you should kick him in the balls. Repeatedly. (If it's a girl, just punch her out, quickly. Be a gentleman.) The violence will serve as a wake-up call.

DOWN WITH FASCIST SWEDEN!

Photo #61: I've Got Wood

Today's magical experiences include the sawing of wood. I used my wood cutting chainsaw!! Too bad it's an electrical one. Electrical machines aren't as macho as petrol machines so I will use a real one or dynamite the next time a tree bothers me. Here's a nice link to a giant wood penis and here are some other wood related links.

Elijah Wood Natalie Wood Woody Allen

I also recommend most of you (most of you are very stupid) to read about the invention of the chainsaw. It's Osteotome time!!!

The osteotome made it easy to cut through hard bone without the impact of hammer and chisel or the jolts of a reciprocating saw. The surgeon skilled in its use could now resect bone without splintering it, perform craniotomies with smooth-edged holes, and cut in topographies that did not permit access to a circular saw — without damage to surrounding tissue, all by himself, and with a minimum of force and time. Heine became an instant celebrity and was invited to demonstrate his invention at clinics all over Europe and even at the Court of the Czar.

Without heroes like Heine - No Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Thank you Heine for making my life better.

Hot Monkey-on-Starfish Action

IS THIS TOMORROW? The video clip will envelope you with AWESOMENESS.

Superblog!!'s good friend Moo Cow sent us this music video featuring ADOLF HITLER. Mr Hitler was a very bad man who lived a long time ago.

I've recently become obsessed with HUMPTY DUMPTY. Mr Dumpty is also very bad, but, being fictional, he can't hurt anyone. Except PSYCHOLOGICALLY.

I am now going to eat some SANDWICHES.

Never Try

You better believe it. I tried to blog but since Booger refused to upload my stunning picture I'm just calling the whole thing off. Ahhrg or Uhhh? Movie now, maybe blog later (Haha! Very likely).