Monday, June 22, 2009

Here's What I'll Do with Your Bones

This Midsummer, I couldn't blog because of a phenomenon known in Swedish as internetskugga. That's a geographic place where there is no Internet! In this particular place, everything was exactly like in Chevy Chase's Funny Farm - a film, which, ironically, is available to watch for free on the Internet. (Extra lazy bastards can view some scenes on Google Video.)

As you do in the country, I spent most of my time thinking about what I'd do with the bodies if I became a serial killer. I came to the conclusion that I would dry them out and then create a bone church like the one in Jan Svankmajer's short film The Ossuary:

Also I would use the nails to build a ship called Nagelfar.

11 comments:

Moocko said...

B-b-b-bad to the BOoouUUONE *ba-du-du-du-du*

KM said...

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you trying to make your unavoidable death as painful as possible?

Uncle Sammy said...

Never forget that we found the Internet Mountain! It was a holy place indeed! I will blog about it for sure.

KM said...

How could I forget about the Internet Mountain?

Moocko said...

Maybe I could escape to Internet Mountain and avoid my unavoidable death!!

KM said...

Completely impossible. The Internet Mountain does not shield criminals. The Internet Mountain reports directly to Pirate Pontén.

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

I wish I was already killed.

Moocko said...

I'm not a criminal! I'm a holy man!

KM said...

@Somebodyiusedtoknow
You don't have to be dead to visit the Internet Mountain, you only have to believe.

@Moocko
Your existence is a crime against God.

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

I came here and there is nothing new to see. I blame ALL OF YOU!

Koala Mentala said...

What, Tomas Norström isn't new enough for you?