You remember my awesome creation, Sex Dog? The crime-fighting multimedia character (part of The Fearsome Foursome) that has been taking the world by storm since last August?
I don't think I'm telling tales out of school when I say that Sex Dog is perhaps the most successful multimedia character since Sherlock Holmes. A single strand of Sex Dog's pubic hair typically earns between 60 and 75 billion dog-dollars every month. Sometimes as much as 80 billion dog-dollars! Or even 82.
As is often the case with brilliant ideas, people want to get a piece of the action by ripping it off in comical booklets. As you know, there is a lot of money in publishing comical booklets nowadays. (Noted booklet author Chris Ware makes 5 or 6 dog-dollars every day. (And he spends it all on Barack!)) So you can imagine my non-surprise when I stumbled upon THIS comical booklet cover:
Obviously, someone else is getting very, very rich off of SUPERBLOG!!'s original Sex Dog concept. I hereby reproduce the relevant solicitation info so you know exactly what not to buy, and when:
Written, art and cover by Durwin Talon.
"Finale." The bio-weapon project White Rabbit is about to be activated and Faith discovers that her path of vengeance does not end with Hirano. She must stop herself from being consumed by the dark powers behind her accumulating tattoos. To save her soul, Faith must forge new bonds with her murdered father, a mother she kills one tattoo at a time, and a fiance who still clings to hope.
32 pages, $3.99, in stores on Sept. 2.