Thursday, June 11, 2009

Let's all have Aspergers!

I'm thinking about ordering a book. Hidden Curriculum, the
Practical Solutions For Understanding Unstated Rules In Social Situations

You see, I meet people with Aspergers at work and I need a book in order to treat them and make them more functional. I don't know everything about Aspergers...

I) Qualitative impairment in social interaction, as manifested by at least two of the following:
(A) marked impairments in the use of multiple nonverbal behaviors such as eye-to-eye gaze, facial expression, body posture, and gestures to regulate social interaction
(B) failure to develop peer relationships appropriate to developmental level
(C) a lack of spontaneous seeking to share enjoyment, interest or achievements with other people, (e.g.. by a lack of showing, bringing, or pointing out objects of interest to other people)
(D) lack of social or emotional reciprocity

But what I know is that if everybody had Aspergers mankind would already have conquered and colonized the galaxy. Someone should find a way to infect everybody with Aspergers because a world in which everybody had Aspergers would be totally honest and have 100% integrity. Everything would be very fucked up in many ways we still can't imagine but that doesn't matter because things would be like in STAR WARS and we would have death stars.


KM said...

Order this book instead or I'll make you a death star.

Uncle said...

I am a death star!