Wednesday, April 05, 2006

I'm So Hungry



Therefore, I'm gonna eat a Billy's Pan Pizza. Who among you is man enough to try and stop me? None, I dare say!

Here's part of a song I'm working on:

You may be king / But I hold the ace
I'll knock out your teeth / Piss in your face


It's called "Boom Boom Boom (Goes My Heart)".

15 comments:

Matthew said...

Is it a love song?

Koala Mentala said...

Does the Pope shit in the face of all that's good and pure?

Matthew said...

I guess it depends on which pope you're talking about. Alexander Pope?

Moocko said...

It's a hard-KNOCK life... for Ace / It's a hard-KNOCK life... for Ace / And la la LA la la / La la la la LA la la

Koala Mentala said...

PAUL Pope, you culturally deprived loser.

And "Knock" isn't spelled that way, Moo Cow. Idiot.

katiedid said...

That is truly gross looking. You actually eat that? Willingly? Who in their right mind would want to stop you - if you want to ingest that sort of culinary horror, that's your business. No wonder your heart goes "boom boom." Mine just goes thumpa-thumpa like god intended, since my arteries aren't instantanteously clogged up by Billy's Pan Pizza.

Sara said...

I think Billy's man enough to stop you. Do YOU have a pizza named after you? Billy does. Billy's all kinda of badass like that.

Koala Mentala said...

Sara: Actually, I have several pizzerias named after me.

Katie: I'm the kind of guy who virtually lives on beer and potato chips, yet remains slim as an iPod Nano. Don't you just hate me? But yeah, I'll probably die early.

Goo said...

koala's real name must be tony.

can i help you with next line of your song?

You may be king But I hold the ace I'll knock out your teeth Piss in your face

and when i eat billy's pizza
eight in a pack
i will call you a queen
as i poop on your back.

Matthew said...

You may be king But I hold the ace/
I'll knock out your teeth/
Piss in your face

and when i eat billy's pizza
eight in a pack
i will call you a queen
as i poop on your back.

if you hate your teeth, then go ahead and pout/
I'm ready to go/
knock your bitch-ass out

Moocko said...

I think all songs in the world should be about Ace. It's a hard-knock life for him...

Goo said...

it's about time we got a good round of commenting around here!

BITCHES!

Goo said...

...and who is ace moocko?? you've been watching a bit too much little orphan annie haven't you.

tomorrow, tomorrow, i'll love ya tomorrow, it's only 4,657 days aaaaawaaaayyyyyyyyyy!

Koala Mentala said...

I've created a monster.

(I call him Billy da Monstah. He lives in the ghetto. Ghetto Monstah. Dass muh Billy.)

Moocko said...

Ace is Koala and everyone else at the same time. You could see Ace as a combination of Adam and Eve - a universal human creature who takes the shape of all of us, regardless of skin color, sex etc etc etc. It's the human beginning of everything. Everyone who says something else is unsex sausage. UNsexy.