Absolut Fucking Anthem

In December 2004 I promised to teach you the second verse of the Swedish National Royal Fucking anthem...

Later on it contains stuff about willingness to die for this once upon a time mighty country.
But something more about that another day.

...and here it fucking comes because I've never broken more than a few promises in my life!

Okay, in Swedish first.

Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar,
då ärat Ditt namn flög över jorden.
Jag vet att Du är och Du blir vad du var./:
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden. :/

Now everybody will sing it in English! Melody and more lyrics and funky flag provided here by computer nerds at the University of Linkopia.

You sit on a throne remembering when Sweden was big and awesome,
Yeah, its name flew across oceans and the rest of the world.
I know that you are and will become what you were
Yes mon! I want to fucking live and die at the north pole!

There! I delivered just like I said I would and for this I will go to heaven where I will be offered ham.