I don't have any kids (I'm almost a kid myself), but if I did, here is the advice I would write in reverse on their foreheads to remind them of every time they looked in the mirror:
Don't fuck up. Don't be an asshole. Most of the players around you are enemies and allies alike. Stay healthy for awhile. You will get your revenge in the next life, or maybe you won't.
Most likely the social services would come and take them away after that, so their non-existence may be a good thing.
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I doubt very much that social services would do anything. Look at Brittney Spears. Her kid "falls" out of his highchair and nothing happened.
But that was here and you're there and I don't know if the same rules apply.
If a kid falls out of a highchair and nobody hears, does it make a sound? I think Britney gets a pass because she is rich and famous. I'm merely wealthy and well-known, so I might get in trouble.
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