Come See Them All Team Up to Fight Crime!

Yes! Here they are, all your favorite heroes! As requested by SUPERBLOG!! readers from all corners of the world, here's the first group shot of the new and classic super-team, The Fearsome Foursome!

Profiles of the team members:

The Kangarooster
Real name: Dr Theodore "Theo" Kangarooster.
Team leader. Nuclear physicist in his civilian life. Superpower: Telekinesis. Also has a slit in his belly in which he can store stuff, such as his massive, kangaroo-shaped penis.

The Helmeteer
Real name: Bertram Congoloid.
Wears a mysterious helmet, stolen from the gods, that enables him to fly sometimes. If he buys a ticket.

Sex Dog
Real name: Six Died.
Its ample breasts provide nourishment (milk and cheese) for the rest of the team.

Tiger Woods Tiger
Real name: Tiger Tiger Woods.
Has the body of a tiger but the brain of golfer Tiger Woods. As the token black guy, Tiger's main function is to give the team street cred.

Evil Ernie
Real name: Ernest Borg-9.
Claims to have super-strength but refuses to demonstrate his powers. Has smelly purple skin.

Come to think of it, the Fearsome Foursome is a kind of stupid name for the team, considering there are five of them. Do you have any better suggestions, children? If not, shut up.

Tiger Woods

Original Content Week continues!

This is a picture of the rarest of animals: a tiger with the head of a tiger AND the body of a tiger! Granted, it's no Sex Dog or even a Kangarooster but it IS an image of Tiger Woods' head on an actual tiger, and eventually I will make a comical booklet in which they all team up to fight crime (some of those links don't make sense). Tiger Woods Tiger, The Kangarooster and Sex Dog. Tell me you wouldn't pay good money to see them in an adventure together.

Sex Dog Likes Coffee

It's easy to create a Sex Dog. Here's what you do: Take one picture of a naked woman. (If you don't have a picture, you can ask your sister or mother to pose for you.) Then take one picture of a dog. Cut off the head of the dog and transplant it onto the neck or shoulders of the naked woman. Presto!: Sex Dog.

For extra credit, you can add a text message to go with the new image. For instance, I wrote "Sex Dog Likes Coffee" on the image I made. It is designed to make you think.

WARNING: This blog post may contain nudity.

Kangarooster!!

I figured it was time for some "original content" so here is a picture which I created back in 1994. (Please note: It's not like I stole two photos from the web and mashed them up five minutes ago or anything.) In the middle of the picture you may, if you look very closely, be able to make out a creature I call the Kangarooster. I call him the Kangarooster because that is his name. The Kangarooster: Half man, half machine, 1000 % cop!

Kangarooster Kangarooster Kangarooster. Say his name three times into a mirror and he will appear in your bed tonight.

I'm Not Here to Make Friends!

My first and only priority is making sure the trains run on time. And then I want to win, and then I want Australia. Via the A.V. Club, via the A.V. Club.

Banana

This is an erotic picture because a banana looks exactly like a penis.

By the way, this is my favorite SUPERBLOG!! post concerning bananas.

Apple!

Did you know that apple in Swedish spells Ä-P-P-L-E ? Did you?

Russia Invades Georgia

Ernest Borgnine is a billion years old but only looks a million. In the above Fox News clip, available on the Internet website YouTube, he tells you why.

Via Journalista.

Boxing Day

This is Willie Ritchie (AKA Gerhardt Anthony Steffen).

Photo 163?: Harving the harvest