The Egg has Hatched and the Kangarooster is Here

Come see him all team up to fight crime.

Today is the First Day of Easter. CUTTING THURSDAY. This day in Christianity we celebrate that Jebus/Jesus/Janus/Jorus/Jaxus/Julus cut his bread with a sharp sharp KNIFE. I was gonna link the word KNIFE to a SUPERBLOG!! post about KNIFE or KNIVES but there really is none, really. How has SUPERBLOG!! gone all these several thousand years without talking about KNIFE or KNIVES much, really? What an oversight. Anyway. CUTTING THURSDAY. It's today, and for less than an hour more. Some say PINK THURSDAY (it's a word game) but they are wronger than wrong. How do YOU celebrate CUTTING THURSDAY? Answer below, and if you don't (which you won't), die in pain.

UPDATE/MUPPDATE: Kangarooster is super-TM and © SUPRABLOG!!, Inc. If you use him we will Ipred your ass. This marks the first time Ipred has been used as a verb. History in the making: Only on SUPERBLOG!!

Come See Them All Team Up to Fight Crime!

Yes! Here they are, all your favorite heroes! As requested by SUPERBLOG!! readers from all corners of the world, here's the first group shot of the new and classic super-team, The Fearsome Foursome!

Profiles of the team members:

The Kangarooster
Real name: Dr Theodore "Theo" Kangarooster.
Team leader. Nuclear physicist in his civilian life. Superpower: Telekinesis. Also has a slit in his belly in which he can store stuff, such as his massive, kangaroo-shaped penis.

The Helmeteer
Real name: Bertram Congoloid.
Wears a mysterious helmet, stolen from the gods, that enables him to fly sometimes. If he buys a ticket.

Sex Dog
Real name: Six Died.
Its ample breasts provide nourishment (milk and cheese) for the rest of the team.

Tiger Woods Tiger
Real name: Tiger Tiger Woods.
Has the body of a tiger but the brain of golfer Tiger Woods. As the token black guy, Tiger's main function is to give the team street cred.

Evil Ernie
Real name: Ernest Borg-9.
Claims to have super-strength but refuses to demonstrate his powers. Has smelly purple skin.

Come to think of it, the Fearsome Foursome is a kind of stupid name for the team, considering there are five of them. Do you have any better suggestions, children? If not, shut up.

Kangarooster!!

I figured it was time for some "original content" so here is a picture which I created back in 1994. (Please note: It's not like I stole two photos from the web and mashed them up five minutes ago or anything.) In the middle of the picture you may, if you look very closely, be able to make out a creature I call the Kangarooster. I call him the Kangarooster because that is his name. The Kangarooster: Half man, half machine, 1000 % cop!

Kangarooster Kangarooster Kangarooster. Say his name three times into a mirror and he will appear in your bed tonight.