Laugh or Cry or Try New Things

Good day Sir or Madam or somewhere in between. Here is some more stuff I once meant to blog about but never will. Not even if I live to be a THOUSAND! (By the way: Remember when I almost blogged a thousand times in one day? I didn't either! Those were the days.)

Comics: Worse than Hitler!

The Greatest Nancy Panel Ever Drawn (Megaupdate: Journalista links to a YouTube video based on the panel.)

Comics: Al Columbia's Pim and Francie

Science: Researchers reveal how the brain handles sarcasm

History of Sweden: Murders galore

Transgender Graphics and Fiction Archive

Useful: How to suck your own dick

Useful: What's the font?

Wikipedia: Friday night death slot

Cinemorgue

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Photo 160: Hotel Room in Lickpig

Hello updated people! Here am I. Where are you? Are you here? Koala is here and he says: I'm trying to play cards now. On your TV.

Random Lankar

Here are some stuff I meant to blog about but never did:

James Kochalka Comic: Rain nothing to Hulk

The A V Club: Classic Movies It's Okay To Hate

Cracked.com: 20 Superhero Movies We Hope They Never Make (idiots! these would rule!)

Reviews of this book (recursive!)

Dwight Schrute claims tentacle rape not scientifically plausable

YouTube: Lost's Desmond's brother compilation

Cramer's Official Soundboard!

Best news ever (in Swedish! the language of champions!)

Oh, and in case you were wondering:

There is no universally agreed upon plural of "platypus" in the English language. Scientists generally use "platypuses" or simply "platypus". Colloquially, "platypi" is also used for the plural, although this is pseudo-Latin; the Greek plural would be "platypodes". Early British settlers called it by many names, such as watermole, duckbill, and duckmole. The name "Platypus" is often prefixed with the adjective "duck-billed" to form Duck-billed Platypus, despite there being only one species of Platypus.

Fun #11: Michael J Fox with Implausibly Large Head

Hey there, I'm sorry to push down the cows (those words will make NO SENSE in a couple of weeks) but it's been a month since the last Fun and I felt it was imperative to post a picture of Michael J Fox this exact minute. Michael J Fox suffers from Parkinson's disease, just like Adolf Hitler and Pope John Paul II (true!), but that's not why he looks a bit weird in this photograph. No, he looks weird because the photo has been doctored. As such, it is not a literal depiction of the truth. No.

SUPERBLOG!! Moral of the Day: SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIE.

Photo 159: They say Muuu!

Bread & Tits

Hello Internets! Today I bring you bread and I also bring you tits:

Uplifting Sherlock Holmes Quotation of the Day

"Did you see him?" [Sherlock Holmes] asked.
"You mean the old fellow who has just gone out?"
"Precisely."
"Yes, I met him at the door."
"What did you think of him?"
"A pathetic, futile, broken creature."
"Exactly, Watson. Pathetic and futile. But is not all life pathetic and futile? Is not his story a microcosm of the whole? We reach. We grasp. And what is left in our hands at the end? A shadow. Or worse than a shadow -- misery."

   - From "The Adventure of the Retired Colourman"

I Must Be A Bat

You know what? I figured out why SUPERBLOG!! started sucking. See, this blog was much better when we were OUTRAGED at the injustices of the world! Remember when we were rallying against things like fascism and space elitism? Or overly reacting against defective blogging services and football* results?

But Sam mellowed when he became a daddy and I barely interact with the world anymore. That must change. We need to get out there and start CARING about stuff. That way, SUPERBLOG!! will once again be worthy of its name.

Oh, and more tits probably won't hurt:

*If you say "soccer" I'll kill you.

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Let's Blog about It!!!

Somebody oughta blog about soccer! Right know in Euroooope: Europeeeean soccer championship! It's exciting! Blog it! now. hi Goo. Picture pictures ZZZZZZZlatan. He's good. Some call him God. I call him Per.