Superblog!! Electricity Board

Yeah, maybe this one is old but I saw it for the first time today which means that it's still funny.

Play Sudoku

Hey, why are you just sitting there, staring stupidly into the future, when you could be up and running about and playing Sudoku? It's easy and FUN (well, maybe not). (And if you don't like that site, here are a trillion others. It's even available on the website of Superblog!!'s local newspaper Corren!)

If you're a pussy, read the rules first. Then play! And play again! Play until your eyes bleed, take a break and find some tissues to wipe them off, then play some more! Play! Play! Play!

Any fucking moron can do it, so what's your excuse?

Photo #41: Blurry Bono

This is Bono the preacher, singer/songwriter/Superblog!!-fan. In real life he was very sharp.

The Mickey Mouse Club Theme Song

I'm a big Stanley Kubrick fan and just watched Full Metal Jacket for the second time within 24 hours so I thought you'd all like to go here and download the Mickey Mouse Club song and sing along with me.

Mickey Mouse Club x 4

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Hey there, hi there, ho there
You're as welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse! (Mickey Mouse!) x 2
Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Come along and sing a song
And join the jamboree!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Here we go a-marching
And a-shouting merrily
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

We play fair and we work hard
And we're in harmony
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse! (Mickey Mouse!) x 2
Forever let us hold our banner
High! High! High! High!

Boys and girls from far and near
You're welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

Mickey Mouse!

Rotting Away

It should be obvious to any Superblog!! reader who's been paying attention that I have no life to speak of. So if you think that Superblog!! has been slacking off a bit during the summer, don't think it's because I'm away on vacation or something stupid like that. I'm mostly sitting around watching DVDs all day long, and worrying about DVD rot:

[...] a small percentage of DVDs are suffering deteriorating effects, such as cloudy areas (that look like coffee stains), holes, and specs that show up after repeated playings. In addition, some multi-layered DVDs [...] seem to be experiencing layer separation or other defects that show up as skips or pixelization when the laser in the DVD player has to switch between the layers. Sometimes the DVD player will actually freeze at this point, preventing the playing of the next DVD layer. Much of this may be atttributed to lack of quality control at the factory where the DVDs are made.

Myself, I only buy DVDs that were manufactured in Southeast Asia. I figure, the workers' salaries are so low that the companies have got to be spending a lot of money on quality control instead. Right?

Pic stolen from here because of the filename. It's Johnny Rotten, Jordan, and an animal of some sort.

Super Best Friends!!!

Gar! Bono loves Dubya and Dubya loves everybody and all will be happy and later we will die and be sent to hell where the dead horses already are. But before later comes, I will go to Gothenburg for the concert with high priest Bono with friends. I have been to many many U2 concerts but that's in the past and this one is tomorrow! How time flies indeed.... A lot of folks will be there and many of them will be waving something white in support for the stop hunger thingie. I don't support shit like that very much because I'm a neocon. Oh, well, I support food for hungry people but I don't believe that more aid is the best solution. Nike and Coca Cola and their buddies = the universal solution for all problems. (and Superblog!!) OK. So fucking sorry for going political but it is SO FUNNY with politics!!! I laugh every time somebody says something vaguely associated with politics.

30,000 People Say Superblog!! is Better than Toothpaste, But What the Fuck Do They Know?

*Cough*. What I meant to say was that we broke 30,000 hits a day or two ago. Which is better than 25,000, but still quite far from our ultimate goal of 98,000,112,000.

Thirty thousand. That's the same as the number of Jews in Azerbaijan or Moldova or the Netherlands. Did you know that? I'll bet you didn't know that. And it's the same as the amount of dollars Jerry Lee Lewis was paid in 2000 to perform one song at some kind of event for Stan Lee Media (which was shortly afterwards a casualty of the IT crash - possibly not unrelated).

And, apparently, the number of horses that are stolen each year in the United States:

Slaughterhouse operations export horse steaks, chops and roasts to Europe, where the consumption of horse meat is acceptable and legal—unlike most states in the United States.

My mouth is starting to water just reading that. As you know, Superblog!! wholeheartedly supports the slaughter of horses. So you'd better add our names to your lists. "If it moves, kill it and eat it!", I say.

I stole the pic from this site. How do I sleep at night? On a pile of slaughtered horses.

Yelena Isinbayeva Rates Drugs at Superblog!!

Hi there! I got this picture in the mail from a journalist friend of mine. Look! It's the pole grabbing russian babe Yelena Isinbayeva! I believe that my friend is about to write some article in this paper like tomorrow so it feels good to publish his picture before he does. That's what friends are for (I also like when they buy beer for me). And I have no idea why I mentioned drugs.

This is the Conclusion to Yesterday's Interrupted Blog Entry about Sin City

Ha! Bet you thought I'd go back on my promise. Shows what you know, idiot. I would never do something like that, because it wouldn't be polite.

Here's the scope: Movie Fan Has Nose Bitten Off in Argument (it's on Salon so a free day pass is required):

July 18,2005 SYDNEY, Australia -- A movie fan had his nose bitten off outside an Australian cinema in an argument over the quality of the violent new Bruce Willis movie "Sin City," police said.

The 19-year-old victim underwent surgery to reattach the tip of his nose following the brawl Sunday night outside a movie theater in Bathurst, 125 miles west of Sydney.

All movies should be banned.

Site of the Day

Via Rich Johnston's blog, here's You Blew Me Up You Bastard.Com.

If you're killed by an act of terrorism, the newspapers and television stations will use whatever photo they can.
[...]
None of these express the anger, the rage, even the disappointment your disembodied spirit will feel at having your life untimely snuffed out.

That's where YouBlewMeUpYouBastard.com comes in. We'll store a photo of you, giving it large at the terrorists what done you in, and in the event of your body being blown to bits by a suicide bomber, we'll supply your disgusted image to all news services.

If I'm killed by terrorists, I bet the media will use this pic. Even though I keep telling people it's not really me. If that happens, I want loyal Superblog!! readers to respond with a bombing campaign against all newspapers and television stations in the world. Promise me that.