I have allowed this blog to descend into complete suckitude. Some might say I even killed it. Yes, Uncle MacSucky is the greater criminal but I goaded him into it. It's true. I told him,
when SUPERBLOG!! is asleep (whereto the rather shall its day's hard journey soundly invite it), its two chamberlains will I with wine and wassail so convince that memory, the warder of the brain, shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason a limbeck only: when in swinish sleep their drenched natures lie as in a death, what cannot you and I perform upon the unguarded SUPERBLOG!!?
That's what I said. And now I need to wash my hands and maybe even kill myself off-stage.
In other news:
Forthcoming novel: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters (yes, a follow-up to that zombie book)
Wikipedia: Baron Brain, neurologist (that's an aptronym - see, you learned something new today)
What does one TRILLION dollars look like? (and also)
100 Things Your Kids May Never Know About (stupid kids!)
And that's not all. Oh wait, it is.