Friday, July 31, 2009

SUPERBLOG!! Heroes #1: Samuel "Nails" Nathan


Mister Nathan was based on Samuel Morton, a high ranking member of Dean O'Banion's* Northside gang. He died under a horse, of course.



*Ohh, I hate that lousy Dean!

14 comments:

Moocko said...

LOL.

"I used to play bass with the Pretenders!"

You gotta hate him.

KM said...

At this exact moment I'm watching a movie where Jeremy Piven plays a lousy DEAN! Also, Stepfather O'Locke just popped up!!!! With a mustache! Mustachiod, mustache-less... is there ANY level of facial hair that guy can't act?

KM said...

Also his daughter is Kiefer's daughter from 24 and Luke Wilson's fucking her!! SPOILER

KM said...

And LOUSY DEAN PIVEN'S assistant is that guy from mulholland doctor and mad men and also lost. That guy

KM said...

Also Andy Dick in a super-unfunny cameo. He sucks.

Moocko said...

Probably one of the best things in the Simpsons episode is when the lousy dean admits that maybe he, too, was a little unfair, when he's lying severely injured at the hospital.

"That guy"... I think I want to call him... Mr. Dreamster. In relation to Mullan Doctor. Mr. Dreamster. Or maybe Dr. Dreamster.

KM said...

The movie will end with Luke Wilson ditching Jailbait O'Locke and getting it on with Pompeii Woman from Grey's Anatomy. But more importantly is whether Mr Dreamster will rebel against Lousy Piven or not. I'm hoping yes. Lousy Piven needs to be taken down a peg or two!!!!!!!!!!!

KM said...

Man, that lousy dean! I'm seriously hoping he gets his comeuppance in the end!!!!

Moocko said...

The cast of Old School doesn't look too shabby. I hope you'll get to see Lousy Piven drown in a flood of bras, signed Mr Rebel Dreamster,

KM said...

What is this 'old school' of which you speak? Haw haw, just kidding, you found me out.

Piven's BOSS (who may even be the ENTIRE SCHOOL BOSS, the movie's not yet clear on that point) is The Guy From Fargo Who Died Recently. You know, William H Spacy's dad-in-law. The character's name was Svend Gunderssen or something dissimilar.

KM said...

JAMES CARVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best cameo ever

KM said...

Wait, James Carville is in every movie. Wasn't he even in Wedding Crashers? Just like ferrell and vaughn

KM said...

Altho ferrell's appearance was a surprise cameo so SPOILER for Wedding Crashers!!!!!!!

KM said...

And Luke Wilson's brother Owen Wilson (who was also in WC) and Luke Wilson are brothers! Other things of note:

1. Asian Girl was Jason Schwartzman AKA Max Fischer's love interest in Rushmore.
2. Rebel Dreamster's real name is (OF COURSE) patrick FISCHLER, which is almost the same as fischer.
3. LOUSY DEAN did get his comeuppance, no thanks to Rebel Dreamster. His head was crushed by a falling (SPOILER!) car.
4. Most surprisingly of all, Luke Wilson got Dr Woman in the end!!!! (Get it? "In the end"? I am implying that they had anal butt sex. No, merely joking. I actually meant the end of the movie. No movie can last forever.)
5. By Jesus, how the film turned Super Mega Royal Shit in the third third. We're talking WORSE THAN HITLER.