Thursday, July 23, 2009

From Meth Addict to Mom!

It's never easy to be a middle child. Did you know the former child star Jodie Sweetin got breast implants and married and divorced a few times and used to be addicted to methamphetamine? You probably did but I didn't. Her boobs turned out fine though:

Jodie Sweetin has gone from the TV show Full House to packing a full house of breasts. If you know what we mean!

Subtle innuendo! Also:

Jodie, 25, appeared on Good Morning America in February 2006, to publicly announce her meth addiction, mentioning that five of her teeth had rotted away.

Teeth loss is always LOL. Also: don't miss her forthcoming book:

Sweetin is currently writing a memoir which is under contract with Spotlight Entertainment, and will chronicle her downward spiral of alcohol and drug abuse that began with the ending of Full House. The title for the book is unSweetined and is due out in bookstores October 6, 2009.

unSweetined! That's the best title ever. No it isn't. Anyway: between Jodie and the Olsen Twins and Bob Saget's filthy mouth, you can probably never watch Full House the same again. But why would you want to?

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