Wednesday, June 28, 2006

KoalaCam #13: My Naked Birthday Party



Lo! Forsooth! I am returned from Norrland and will tell you all about it eventually but not today because today is my BIRTHDAY.

I started the celebrations by dancing naked to the tunes of an illegally downloaded mp3 of Cass Elliot's Make Your Own Kind Of Music. And then I had breakfast and watched a bunch of illegally downloaded episodes of Lost naked. It seems like I'm doing everything naked nowadays, but that can't be true, can it? I even make love naked (i. e. condomless), because how else am I to unleash DISEASE upon the world? So far I've resisted the temptation to go to work naked. And it won't happen in a while because I have just begun my VACATION. (If all goes well, I will mostly spend it drinking beer in various places, always nude.)

SUPERBLOG!! Site of the Day: Help Kwala and Grandma Koala make a cake for Boowa's birthday.

SUPERBLOG!! Words of the Day: Birthday. Disease. Vacation.

Now shower me with love.

20 comments:

Matthew said...

I knew my roommate had hit rock bottom when he was drinking in the shower.

Sombody I Used to Know said...

You are pathetic. Happy Birthday Asshole.

Moocko said...

Don't listen to the angry ladies (Matthie and Goo)! Today is your special day, and that means "EVERYTHING GOES!" Happi byrthday!

Matthew said...

Wow, some vitriol from the normally chipper Goo.

Erika said...

Let me guess. You don't have any curtains or shades on your windows, do you?

Uncle Sammy said...

Was your roommate drinking in the golden shower? If not, what was the problem?

Uncle Sammy said...

And, Gratulerar on your fine birthday Koala.

Koala Mentala said...

Erika: I do but I don't pull them because my insanely huge apartment is located way up in the sky.

Goo, Moo, Unco: Danke.

Scott said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KM, had I known it was your birthday I would of baked you a cake and overnighted to you!

Sombody I Used to Know said...

Post dedicated to Koala's foot.

See I'm not such a bitch. I only hurt the ones I love.

And Matthew, I resent you for making me look up the word vitriol. Asshole. See, I love you too (but not as much).

jonzig said...

Happy Birthday... do we have to sing?

jonzig said...

...is that a picture of Tony Danza and Judith Light from 'Who's the Boss?' on the chip bag?

Afe said...

They're Tony Danza chips. Everybody loves the Boss.

Even Elton John wrote a song about him, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza".

Oh, and happy birthday Koala. May your butt cheeks be eternally smooth.

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Moocko said...

The covers of those chips bags are actually pretty interesting. I was discussing them with a friend, a couple of days ago: "Is it just stock footage or does it EXIST some kind of chips models? And I wonder if it's common to go from chips modelling to porn..."

Sara said...

So, like, happy belated naked birthday. Now let's make with the sweet, sweet love.

Koala Mentala said...

Thank you, Sara, Scott, Jonzig and Afe (and anyone I might have missed). It's people like you who keep me from killing the world.

zenmonki said...

Happy birthday! It's good to see you're celebrating in the appropriate attire. The world needs bold champions for nudity-rights!

We should all be proud of our skin. Gods I miss living at the colony.

Anyway, glad to see you're a LOST fan. Love the show.

Koala Mentala said...

Thanx Zen. Everybody likes LOST! And skin!

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