Photo #20: Hell on Earth

Today I got stuck in a firestorm!!! You could also just say that a car was on fire..but to me it looked like Armageddon. Maybe worse, I don't know for sure. Here's some embroidery. Looking at embroidery is a good way to calm down a little.

Women on the Internet

I want to dedicate this entry to Superblog!! fans Sara, Samantha, Ninni, Victoria, and Cindy-Lou. (I would link to you, except I don't feel like it.)

Thanks to Mr Chapman for sending in the pic.

Today's Photo: Kitty

Well, what do you say?! It's a cat! From Egypt, the land of sand. Once it was cute but now it's just being ugly in a museum in London. In other news. Koala says that I'm blogging like a bag lady and I think he might be right. The problem is that blogging sucks when you have lots of other stuff to do, like being cool and cutting people and so on and so forth. More on the cat. You can buy what looks almost like the mummy-kitty here but it is not for real !!!! Tomorrow I'll introduce new features in the Today's Photo section. There will be numbers associated with each photo. Don't miss it!!!

Emo, Hygiene, Chomsky, Weblog, Alcohol

I think our dear friend Pete linked to this image once, and I saved it because somehow it seemed to resonate with Superblog!!'s mission. Except we do drink a lot of alcohol, sometimes.

I... I don't really have anything to say at the moment. I'm still upset about Katie Holmes standing me up.

Today's Photo: Death

Ehh.. This is a skull. The photo is from the inside of this church. Skulls are necessary. We all have one.

16,000 Superblog!! Fans Cry During Orgasm

Remember last Tuesday, when we celebrated 15,000 hits? Well, that was NOTHING. I SPIT on 15,000 hits. 15,000 hits make me SICK. You see, a minute ago we broke sixteen thousand hits. Check this counter if you don't believe me:



As tradition demands, the celebratory image was stolen from some website. Which got me thinking. Why don't we have fans who send in pics they made to celebrate our greatness? (Okay, so we did get one fan drawing, once.) Is it because we heap abuse over you all the time, for instance by calling you ASSHOLES? Well, if that's the case, you know what I have to say about that? ASSHOLES! (Ha! You walked right into that one, didn't you?)

Where was I? Oh yeah: Stay out of my booze!

Superblog!! - Let it Bleed

Katie Holmes Stood Me Up

Bitch! Last night I was supposed to go on a date with Katie Holmes, star of such movies as Muppets from Space and Batman Begins (10 minutes of which are available here), and acting girlfriend for Tom Cruise (think Lisa Marie for Jacko).

And as I understood it, Sara and her slutty sister Tiffany would also partake, presumably resulting in a Weekend of Carnality.

Well, you know how it went. I spent the evening in the company of Sammy and Steve and alcohol, and none of the girls even called.

In retaliation, I vow to destroy their careers.

Today's Photo: Steve-O

I assume that all you motherfuckers are anxiously awaiting something to happen at Superblog!! Well, the joke's on you because here at the Superblog!! offices we are totally cool with it. Unlike you guys we have a life and we spend it watching the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Also we drink Cognac shoplifted from the Ålandsfärja. As you might remember Sammy gave it lots of credit but Koala thinks it's cool too.

Regards

The Crew

Today's Photo: Ganja Jesus

Ganja Jesus was painted like a thousand years ago by drunken Swedes when the buffalos still roamed the plains of lots of places. This painting tells us what I have known for a long time. Jesus was stoned all day long and for good reasons.

1. The Bible says that Ganja is good stuff.

Ganja is also seen by Rastafarians as the herb of life mentioned in the Bible. Rastafarians use of ganja is justified by the following Psalms 104:14 that says, "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle and herb for the service of man, that he may bring forth food out of the earth." Rastafarians also say it was found growing at the grave of King Solomon in the Bible.

2. People in the (un)holy land were as crazy then as they are now so He sort of needed something to put up with all the stupidity. Crazy Jews, crazy Arabs, crazy Italians...

Go in peace now and don't forget to take the Bible Poop Quiz.

Three Cheers for Chapman!

Today we celebrate the birthday of Superblog!! fan Moocko Chapman. I forgot to send him a birthday card, so instead he gets some digital pie!

Moocko is a decent fellow who just wants to be liked, but for some reason bad things seem to happen to him all the time. For instance, there is something about the little creep that inspires, nay, demands verbal abuse. He manages to enrage me on an almost daily basis, and you know me - I'm not the kind of guy who loses his temper easily.

The Moockster's hobbies include stalking, treason, and stupidity. He has few, if any, friends. My guess is he'll spend this day alone and in tears. But surely he'll get some comfort from the vast honor of being mentioned on Superblog!!

Superblog!! - Making People Happy