My Favorite Realtor: Mr Richard Head

I don't know him, but I like his name. I wonder if he was teased at school?

There are of course other people in the world similarly named, including this slightly grumpy-looking professor. In fact, that guy seems so stern I'm almost afraid to mention him here on Superblog!! (But he kinda looks like that guy in CSI... you know who I mean. He had a bit part in Primary Colors as well.) It's possible he'll be offended and try to sue Superblog!! into oblivion, or at least complain to Blogger and have us removed from their server. Or maybe he's an easy-going guy with a great sense of humor. You never know!

Still... could this be the end of Superblog!!?

Poop Blaster!!

I only have one link. Shoot some poop.
Now, what does that link have in common with Superblog!!?

Suck My Links

Listen, kids, I'm just gonna throw out some links and you're gonna eat them up. Deal?

Swimming Sperm (movie clip)

Fahrenheit 9-11 for free (the entire movie)

German Postcard of Batman and His Little Bat-Buddy (sexy picture)

Abandonia: Abandonware DOS games (for the nerd in you. Found by Sammy)

Buffy's swearing keyboard (courtesy of the Mook, I think?)

The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife (ditto)

Biblical principles in managing God's money (for the Jebus in you)

Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia (see for instance the War on Terra)

Dubya Bin Laden (because someone complained there's not enough politics on Superblog!! nowadays)

A funny joke (via the TCJ board)

Really boring movie reviews from Statler and Waldorf (I mean it, this link sucks!)

The Other Turing Test (learn something you didn't know)

Now, what do all these links have in common?

Almighty Lumberjacks of Death

Soon the world will end....in flames. I'm speaking of the time (any year now) when Superblog!! controls all and everything. The concept of global domination has long been a popular theme in the (glorious) history of Superblog!! Until then, why not start a rockband?

1. Name your band!

Anal Genocide
Curious George and the Homophobes
Illy Lonford & The Pornographic Fireheads

2. Play that funky music.

3. End in flames.

Word Verification: The Pussy's Choice

We were getting a lot of comment spam so, as you may have noticed, I've recently added word verification:

What this does is to prevent automated systems from adding comments to your blog, since it takes a human being to read the word and pass this step.

Or a very clever monkey. Anyway, as you've also maybe seen, even legitimate commenting has dropped, possibly because word verification is a hassle. For placing this additional burden upon Superblog!! fans, Lamar Owens (the man responsible for 95 percent of all comment spam, according to the FBI) will surely burn in the fires of Hell for all eternity.

Also, did you know that masturbation makes you old before your time?

Uncle Sammy And The Chocolate Factory

Now I've seen it! Lots of squirrels in it! Without the squirrels it would have got four Keatons but because of all the squirrels Superblog!! gives Charlie and the chocolate factory five Keatons out of five.



The Michael Jackson pallor. The unnaturally white teeth. The smile stretched with insincerity. Johnny Depp's deliciously demented take on Willy Wonka, the candy man of Roald Dahl's book, demands to be seen. Director Tim Burton surrounds Depp with miraculous visuals of spun sugar and creeping menace. Their missionary lunacy is a treat for twisted children of all ages.

For your information I'd like to mention that the character that I identify myself most with is little Augustus. I eat a lot of chocolate and I have a creepy accent. I'm not very fat though.

Photo #48: One Funky DJ

This is the DJ of a place called FUN CLUB aboard the ship of death and while you are busy imagining how fun such a place can be I'm gonna watch Charlie and the chocolate factory. I'll be back in two hours.

Koala Takes the Blogaround Challenge!

The Clandestine Critic points out that Superblog!!, nominally a comics blog (I know, I didn't believe it either!), has had very little to do with comics in quite a while. To correct this oversight, I'm following his example and taking the Blogaround Challenge (it's sort of like the Pepsi Challenge for nerds):

I'm throwing the gauntlet down. If you are a genuine comic book blogger, you ought to be able to spare one post for this challenge. [...] Go to the Comics Weblog Update-A-Tron 3000 and click through to at least ten comic book blogs. You can do more, but ten is the minimum. I would also stick with blogs that have been updated within the last couple of weeks, but that's not a hard and fast rule. As another loose rule, go for blogs you haven't visited before, if you can. The goal of this challenge is to meet new bloggers and see new stuff.

Got it. Here are Superblog!!'s ten picks:

1. Fanboy Rampage
Fuck, I fail immediately! Because it changes the title slightly every day, I accidentally picked a blog I visit all the time. It's a place to snark about comics.

2. Adlo! Novelti Librari
What the...? I don't get it. I'm sure it's fine, though.

3. Trash Heap
I like it because it led me to this exchange, which demonstrates that Rob Schneider is an idiot and Roger Ebert is kind of cool (in an uncool way).

4. DC Conspiracy
This blog angered me, because you know how I feel about squirrels!

5. Noticias Universeo Marvel
Again, not in English. My favorite part is this trading card. "Kang is not unique." Says it all. You're not so fucking special, Kang!

6. Innocent Bystander
I'm a busy man, so I didn't have time to read this blog. But I did check out the owner's Amazon wish list, and he seems like a decent guy. At least he doesn't wish for any Nazi paraphernalia.

7. Trusty Plinko Stick is doctorin' the TARDIS
This blog sounded promisingly weird, but sadly it seems that there was just a typo or something in the title. The owner asks to be sued, since it isn't September. But now it is!

8. PV Comics
Comical books in bloggy form. My favorite strip is about a Penis Cake (unless I misread it). The concept appeals to me.

9. TwentySevenLetters (A)
I think it's impressive that so many of these blogs have their own domain name. But this site's a bad example because it's much more than a blog. Anyway, why is Superblog!! still hosted on Blogspot? How weak!

10. comikado!
Awesome! We end the excursion with yet another foreign-language blog. I can read a little German, so I understand some of it, but not everything, If you want to brush up on your German, I heartily recommend this blog.

Wow, that was hard, but now it's over and I feel a better man for having taken the Blogaround Challenge! Are you impressed? If so, indicate this by offering yourself to me sexually. (Girls generally preferred.)

Spaghetti!!

Please join the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

The Face of An Anal-Copulator

This is Phelps, the sodomite. Recently he or one of his man lovers wrote some kinky stuff about the Swedish royal family.

The King looks like an anal-copulator, & his grinning kids look slutty & gay! You jackass Swedes just don't get it. Once you have laws to chill Bible preaching, we don't give a rat's tutu whatever else you do or say. You are drippings from the Devil's own penis - a veritable sperm bank for Satan's queers. "To me belongeth vengeance and recompence...for the day of their calamity is at hand." Deut. 32:35.

That's almost as interesting as the fact that Phelps looks quite a lot like the reverend dude from Poltergeist II. That must mean something, right?

Bonus lank: Discussion about Phelps and Sweden over at democraticunderground.com where I, Sammy the neocon, spend most of my free time.