Saturday, July 14, 2007

Scotland No. 4

Hello again you wonderful MUNCHERS! This is Koala and Sammy once again reporting from the HOTEL LOBBY in GLASGOW! Glasgow is one fucking city among many. They have drum machines here, and also streets, cars, people, alcohol, DVDs, more cars, but that's about it. All in all, it was a piece of shit town before we got here, but now it ROOLZ! (Because we are in it, you see.)

OOPS. Sammy accicentally (?) deleted a paragraph here, full of interesting stuff.

We now have five minutes, four seconds left of our allotted blogging slash internet time. And we need to search for some porn now so goodbye sweet people of the world.

p.s. Sammy has a pan flute.


Goo said...

Hey, what happened to Scotland No.1 and No.3? I feel ripped off!

Sounds like you guys are having fun. You should eat some haggus while you're there, or maybe get a hooker. That's what I would do.


Koala Mentala said...

Scotland No. 1 was the Braveheart post. Scotland No. 3 was never published. And it's haggis. That's three strikes, Goo!!