Don't Slam Bradley!

ITEM! It's fashionable to speak ill of Bradley Cooper nowadays, but if you think about it honestly for a moment: Don't you suck just as hard? Maybe even harder, because Bradley has mountains of cash and a gold Lexus and gets whores aplenty (at a Hollywood discount, no less!). Whereas you cry yourself to sleep every night clutching an empty bottle of cheap bourbon.

ITEM! I should post a link to Dracula Part 5 because I believe I linked to the rest. Abhay Dracukhosla! You rock, somewhat.

ITEM! Xenomorph Enchantment Under the Sea, motherfuckers! Dance! Dance!


ITEM! 90s teen hearthrob Luke Perry makes naked Swedish film in the idyllic seaside village of Trosa AKA Panty (no shit), south of Stockholm (also probably true, consult Google Maps). Amazing! I liked it when they bricked him in in Oz. Will he be bricked in this time too? Very possibly.

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Enchantment Under the Sea (UPDATED)

Moko (stay by your cocoa!) made this after I told him about whatever the hell it was I told him about. I can't remember. But Moko remembers! When he tells me I'll update this post with all relevant facts and you will proudly exclaim "Confused? Not me!!"

UPDATE SEVERAL DAYS LATER: It appears that the memory of the xenomorph/Back to the Future connection has largely been lost in time. One might almost say, like tears in the rain. Time for something else.

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Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. Yes. Internets.