Bradley Cooper, perhaps the greatest movie star and human being of the 21st century, has a new hit movie out called All About Steve. Presumably, Cooper plays Steve! And since the movie is all about Steve, you know watching it must be like hanging out in Bradley Heaven. Critics everywhere agree that:
All About Steve is an oddly creepy, sour film, featuring a heroine so desperate and peculiar that audiences may be more likely to pity than root for her.
It's 5% fresh! And has a metascore of 17, indicating Overwhelming dislike. Yes, don't miss out on what Rolling Stone calls an "unwatchable, unbearably unfunny farce", and Boston Globe describes as "a plague best contemplated from many miles away".
Sandra Bullock is also in the film.
3 comments:
5% fresh? Did all the critics go temporarily blind and MISS that Bradley was in the movie?
It could be that they actually find the film incredibly entertaining (at least the scenes with Bradley) but they're all so jealous of Bradley's awesomeness that they're willing to compromise their journalistic integrity just to spite him.
Could be. The guy has that effect on people. Just goes to show how extremely awesome his awesomeness actually is - people try to defy it and lose their souls.
By the way, rather sooner than later, a Cooper-related line in these lyrics should be officially changed!
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