Ugo Boncompagni

Happy 448th (or whatever) anniversary of when Ugo was turned into a Pope by God. It was today, on the 14th of May (That rhymes!). They called him the Pop Pope because he listened to popular music while healing the sick. Of course, the music that was popular back in Ugo's day was utter SHIT and wouldn't be very popular today if people were allowed to hear it. Also, while healing the sick may sound like a nice thing to do, historians have been able to prove that it was Ugo himself who gave them the disease in the first place.

Ugo: Disease-spreading popular healer POP pope.

Beergate Total: 14 Beers!

That's including Christmas Eve but excluding Christmas Day. If we include Xmas Day it's 15. Fifteen! What I'm talking about is BEERGATE. Remember The RULE, super-agreed upon by all parties? Here it is:

Every day you [the Uncle] miss[es] blogging from now until Christmas, you [the Uncle] owe[s] me [Mr Mentala] a beer.

So - Uncle Sammy managed to blog on less than half of the days measured. That's pretty weak - weaker than I expected, actually. Should he be officially renamed Uncle Sucky, to indicate that he is the suckiest blogger that ever sucked? Or should he be garrotted? Or should he be forgiven once he forks over the beer? Vote now!

Item! Only two days left of the KOACH KARTER K-MAS KONTEST! If you don't enter, someone else will win. Do you want that? Surely not.

Oh Noes The Blinking Lights!

Does it blink for you? Does it? Are you feeling the blink? It is a form of magic and also science. Now for the Statistics!

Countdown to FUN: 12 days left! Click the label below to find out more.

Xoach Xarter Xontest: 8 days left! Have you entered yet? Do enter. And win, win!

Beergate Update: 11 beers owed me by my lowlife scum blogging partner so far. Perhaps he will buckle under this enormous economic burden, and I'll be forced to buy him out and run SUPERBLOG!! like a tyrant god. Perhaps.

Countdown to Fun -19

When I think of all the fun we'll be having come January, I have to laugh.

Now I will bring you some Lankar:

James Kochalka: LIFE HURTS! This is good because it is true.

Evolution of a catchphrase. This is good because it is about the guy who got tased.

Teh Shatner Show. This is a book and an expedition. I mean, exhibition.

Beergate Update: 7

A Sextet of Ale

Hello. Beergate Update: Sambo Owe Me 6 Beer Now. Goodbye.

I Wish I Had a Tiger Mask

I would be toughest of them all and fight crime like nobody's bizniz!

BEERGATE UPDATE: "Uncle Sammy" (real name: Samuel Bouriah) now owes me three beers and at the stroke of midnight the three will be four. O when I eventually cash in, what a joyous day it will be for all.

1 Beer So Far

Ha and double ha! Just be thankful the rule doesn't work retroactively or you'd owe me your life, Little White Walking Sam! Ha, I say, and ha again!