Sunday, December 20, 2009

THIS JUST IN: Patrick "The Stew" Stewart to Win Big Award



Yes! BREAKING NEWS. Shakespearean actor Sir Patrick Stewart will be knighted by British rock band Queen on New Year's Eve, according to Some Newspaper. And I believe it. Patrick, or, as his friends like to call him, Pat, is of course famous for starring as a MUTANT in the X movies, and also for being born in Mirfield, Yorkshire, the son of a weaver and an army officer. But his father beat his mother, Some Newspaper reports, and this turned Pat onto acting. Now he is the finest actor in all the land. He can act the shit out of everyone else. But he rarely does, partly because he's old and partly for hygienic reasons and also because when you're at PAT's level, there's really no reason to show off.

The Irish Beauty Blog has more information:
Now that wasn’t sciency at all. I took out all the hydra oxidisation atom bonding protein structure stuff for you and just put up some words “we can all enjoy”. In the style of It’s Pat. Remember that filum? A classic. Will never lose it’s hilarity.

7 comments:

KM said...

The first person to post a comment wins a fine prize!

Moocko said...

I WANT PRIZE

spidercrazy said...

Prizes seem to make people exhausted. I'm not sure I want any.

KM said...

I'm sorry, the rules appear to have been unclear: The first person to post a GOOD comment wins a fine prize!

spidercrazy said...

Does that mean my comment wasn't good enough? Well, like I said, I'm not sure I want a prize so why put in the effort?

KM said...

@Spodercraxo
Your comment was one of the better, but not quite good enough for this most excellent prize.

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