First Patrick McGoohan, and then a bunch of people I don't care about, and now Brittany Murphy. Can there be any doubt that 2009 was the saddest year ever? Brittany or Britanny or however she spelled her name may not have been an A list star but I thought she was pretty great in a whole bunch of movies, chief among them Sin City and Spun, and The Dead Girl (which was good, but I guess she wasn't in it a whole lot). And as I recall, she was pretty hot in 8 Mile, although maybe not in Girl, Interrupted, or in Clueless, but that was a surprisingly fun movie if you're at peace with your inner girl. Which SUPERBLOG!! is. (And funness beats hotness most of the time, for hotness fades but fun lasts forever might possibly last a little while longer.)
And as a general rule, nobody who was in Freeway should be allowed to die! No matter how they squander their talent afterwards [*cough 24 cough*]. So this is yet more proof if any were needed that God is an asshole who doesn't play by the rules and therefore should be excluded from the celebrations this coming holidays. Accordingly, I hereby re-dub Christmas, 2009 Murphymass, 2009.
Merry Murphymass, everybody!
4 comments:
Don't forget Eddie :-O
Scheisse! Ich habe Eddie vergesst!
Isn't that soooo sad being Christmas time and all? She never even made it to January when she could have added quitting cocaine and crystal meth to her NY's resolutions and maybe saved herself...
p.s. clueless rulez!
Don't u b trash-talking Brittany, Goo! Or I'll beat you senseless with my love!
HAPPY MURPHYMASS & A NEW YEAR
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