Thursday, April 09, 2009

The Egg has Hatched and the Kangarooster is Here


Come see him all team up to fight crime.

Today is the First Day of Easter. CUTTING THURSDAY. This day in Christianity we celebrate that Jebus/Jesus/Janus/Jorus/Jaxus/Julus cut his bread with a sharp sharp KNIFE. I was gonna link the word KNIFE to a SUPERBLOG!! post about KNIFE or KNIVES but there really is none, really. How has SUPERBLOG!! gone all these several thousand years without talking about KNIFE or KNIVES much, really? What an oversight. Anyway. CUTTING THURSDAY. It's today, and for less than an hour more. Some say PINK THURSDAY (it's a word game) but they are wronger than wrong. How do YOU celebrate CUTTING THURSDAY? Answer below, and if you don't (which you won't), die in pain.



UPDATE/MUPPDATE: Kangarooster is super-TM and © SUPRABLOG!!, Inc. If you use him we will Ipred your ass. This marks the first time Ipred has been used as a verb. History in the making: Only on SUPERBLOG!!

7 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

CUTTING THURSDAY

Moocko said...

Cutting Thursday is celebrated like this: all kids dress up as "easter bitches" (yeah, that actually IS a fair translation of "påskkärringar") and go from door to door, begging for candy and, in rare cases, offer badly drawn pictures of chickens or other easter-related stuff. This act of celebrating means cross-dressing for the boys, but almost everyone, even the very conservative, find it okay. Some people even dress up as easter bunnies, which is just plain sick.

Koala Mentala said...

Moko, you piece of trash! There is one huge flaw in your otherwise super-correct assessment of Easter Celebrating Celebrations in Sweden today and that is that easter bitch is NOT a good or even goodish translation of påskkärring. EASTER DARLING would be more accurate. Please check yourself B4 you wreck yourself.

Moocko said...

Well, I know what you're talking about but I've never heard anyone use the word "darling" in a degrading way, but KÄRRING there against (däremot)... That's not what you call your darling in these modern days. That's what you call an old hag!

Koala Mentala said...

Moocko, you piece of trash! I don't feel like actually reading what you wrote but I can tell you that you're wrong regardless. BE MORE CAREFUL.

Erika said...

I believe that's a kangachicken, seeing as it's carrying a baby kangaroo in its pouch and all.

Koala Mentala said...

Erika, you are clearly insane. As previously explained, while the Kangarooster carries many interesting things in his pouch, a baby kangaroo is not one of them.