British TV is like a shit that comes out sideways. It's tightly packed and lovingly crafted, full of proteins and fully-digested solids.
American TV is more like the eager watery rush that follows a meal of asparagus, coffee beans, and sunflower oil.
There's more of it, but some things should be judged by the quality of the experience rather than rapidity and volume.
- a polyamorous young man
Also pictured: Jennifer Love Hewitt.