RIP Gay Gorilla

What with all the excitement and sadness of Patrick Swayze dying, SUPERBLOG!! somehow missed that Titus perished on the very same day:

Titus was born on 24 August 1974. He was named by gorilla researcher Dian Fossey, who was observing his group at the time, after the eponymous protagonist of the Mervyn Peake novel Titus Groan. When Titus was four years old a blackback male joined his group and was named 'Beetsme' by Fossey
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Titus appears to have formed a bond with Beetsme and the pair became the nucleus of an unstable bachelor group. The group was without females for eight years, during which time they were observed engaging in homosexual behaviour.

What the what! However, it should be noted that Titus eventually overcame his gayness to sire "more children than any other gorilla on record". Although he may have had to fantasize about male gorillas to perform the actual penetrations - science isn't sure. But it's still an inspirational story! And now Titus is dead!

Fun #25: Animals Doing Stuff

A monkey smiling like a stupid ass:

A monkey using a typewriter - just like a human!:

A secret animal hidden in secrecy:

Duck babies dying (presumably):

A bull shoving its horn in a matador's ass (horrendous injuries LOL!):

A dog about to be eaten:

A message from maddox to vegetarians about animals he aims to eat. It would seem to be yet another monkey, a koala, and a bird of some kind:

Those are all the animals for now.

Are You a Monkey or a Donkey?

Check as appropriate:

I eat...
A. hay
B. bananas

I have a tail and I'm not afraid to...
A. use it
B. misuse it

If my life was made into a movie, I would be played by...
A. Eddie Murphy
B. King Kong (he's an ape tho)

Mostly A's: YOU SIR (OR MADAM) ARE A DONKEY
Mostly B's: YOU SIR (OR MADAM) ARE A MONKEY

Monkeys Love Bananas

Monkeys heart bananas. They do, it's a fact, you can't deny it. If you do I say you're a liar and a rasist and a rapist. Rape is no laughing matter. (I've never been raped but I imagine it's probably not much fun. Unless it's a play rape, like in role-playing or somesuch. That might be fun for some. To each his own.) Today I heard the birds singing and the badgers digging. They dug in their heels. I'm a healer and a lover and a loather and a fighter, in that order. I fight for Spain.