Spider-Sauce

I'm gonna shoot my disgusting spider-sauce right in your stupid faces. Just you wait and see.

It's May Day today.

"How'd It Get Burned?!?!!"

Compilation clip highlighting the best moments of the 2006 version of The Wicker Man, starring Nicolas Cage as The Bear. I laughed until the tears ran down my face and into my tear bucket.

(Please note that the original Wicker Man is an excellent movie 4 realz.)

"But It's May Day *Today*!"

Oh. Wait. It isn't. Not any more. But I wish it was. I wish it were. I wish every day could be like May Day.

The line quoted above is not said in a whiny voice in the classic British horror film The Wicker Man (1973), but it should have been. Aside from this minor failure, The Wicker Man is the best movie ever made about May Day. It has it all:


Religion.


Violence.


Tits.