Spider-Sauce

I'm gonna shoot my disgusting spider-sauce right in your stupid faces. Just you wait and see.

It's May Day today.

Spider-Man Says: God Wants People to Procreate

This is for you parents out there. You know who you are, I need mention no names.

Tomas Nosferatuström

Shut up! Here are lankar (goodspeak) AKA links (American) AKA lenkur (Icelandic):

Typical Danish Humor on YouTube. That's Dirch Passer, "Denmark's greatest comedian". I kid you not. Not for nothing are the Danes our arch-enemies.

[Historical aside explicating the class division among Nordic countries! There are five of them: Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, and Iceland. But:

1. Iceland is so far away from the rest (geographically and mentally) that nobody has ever really cared about their doings. They could start an atomic war and nobody would notice. Sad but true.
2. Finland used to be a (neglected) part of the Swedish Empire, until we lost Finland to Russia in 1809 and then some time later the Finns apparently won their independence.
3. Norway used to be a part of Denmark until we won Norway fair and square in a war in 1814, and then out of the kindness of our hearts we gave them independence in the early 1900s. This was before anybody knew what oil was.

So you see, the only Nordic countries that matter historically are Denmark and Sweden. And there is some bad blood there, partly having to do with the reign of Christian the Tyrant in the 16th century, and also Aqua. Isn't history fun?!]

Darkseid Minus New Gods

[Historical aside explicating class division among the New Gods! No, just kidding.]

Bros before pirates

Spider-Man pissing against a wall

Bill Murray is truly the King of Kings

Fråga 2007/08:968 Filmen Trolltyg i tomteskogen av Karl Sigfrid (m) till justitieminister Beatrice Ask (m) (Swedish)

Why men are never depressed

Some links courtesy of Moko and Spidercrazy, my ONLEY SB FRIENDS, apparently. Moko also made the image above, portraying UNBIASED RODENT Tomas Norström.

This has been a remarkably excellent SUPERBLOG!! post. You are welcome.

No Future for Web-Fools

Hooray! Today is the first day of the implementation of the IPRED directive in Sweden. A controversial new law makes it legal for the Mafia to use torture when interrogating suspected file sharers. This is expected to make teenagers all over the country want to spend more money on music and film.

Seriously, I thought Goran/Goeran/Göran Persson was a stupid fat pig but he's starting to look like an actual human being next to the MONSTER that is Fredrik Reinfeldt, Prime Idiot of Sweden. And what about his Minister for Injustice, Beatrice Ask? Do you know why her vision for the nation's future is called "Asksamhället" - the Society of Ash? Because she is trying her damnedest to burn the Internet to the ground.

The Ultimate Fate of Hum Dinger

Do you remember the Hum Dinger from this post or this post or this post? Have you been anxiously asking yourself in the mirror every Friday, Whatever might have become of that Hum Dinger guy? If so:

Get Rich by Humming!

In my long and pointless life, I have seen many awesome things. But none quite as awesome as... the Hum Dinger!

Page from Spidey Super Stories #24. The comic in question can be downloaded in torrent form from the Internet or purchased from Marvel Entertainment, Inc., 417 5th Avenue, New York, NY 10016, USA. Or possibly not.

Fun #21: Top Ten Superheroes

1. Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
They dance and have fun together. Wait, those are not your friends, Spider-Man! Don't you recognize Dr Ock and that green fellow from the movies? WATCH OUT!

2. Noel Gallagher
Noel was good back when he was grey but when he turned green he and his stupid band started sucking. That fucker!

3. My Little Martian Manhunter

4. My Little Green Lantern

Exactly the same as the manhunter (shown above) (in #3) except this one is a lantern!

5. The League of Batmans

One Batman is good, but 4 Batmen are unbeatable! 5 is even better. Therefore, they are #5 on this list. WATCH OUT!

6. Buttercup

Seen here with her skeleton outside and inside her body. Buttercup could be on the Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail list but that would be creepy and disgusting because she is clearly portrayed as pre-pubescent.

7. Dr Stwange

Here he is in his civilian identity. That fucker!

8. McFarlane Toys' Cornboy

He is trying to get into Sporty Spice's pants. Korean Hunk wonders who the sexiest spice girl was. (He's voting for Baby Spice.) Error message here.

9. Wonder Woman

Not so wondrous here with AIDS, is she? No, AIDS is not fun. Not a laughing matter. Makes you think.




10. (TIE) Galactus and Dr Doom

Protecting the ears of America! I remember how Doom (AKA Dr Door) stole Galactus' energy and whatnot in Secret Wars. Which was an awesome, awesome comic book. I am old and I suck.

Those are the top ten superheroes in America today and for all time. Please note that Pepe le Moko was trying to worm his way into this perfect post while I wrote it and he almost managed because he contributed some GREAT words (mostly "That fucker"). Thank you, Pepe!!

KoalaCam #28: Spider-Man Drinking Alone

Continuing the series of mobile phone camera photographs of astonishingly poor quality from last Summer, here is a somewhat bloaty Spider-Man enjoying a solitary drink. I dedicate this SUPERBLOG!! post to Spider-Man's keeper, the manboy known only as Spidercrazy (no hyphen), in whose kitchen the picture was taken.

Recently Spidercrazy hurt me deeply by accusing me of being too negative (me, of all people!). I am currently plotting my terrible revenge for that insult, Norman Osborn style.

Spider-Bear, Fetch!

Jesus, this is getting weird. When was the last time we had a REAL blog entry? Is this a nonsense blog? No! It is a No-Nonsense Blog!

Wait, why did I provide that link? Shouldn't we be getting paid for that? Related: No Nonsense Self-Defense, No Nonsense AC/DC Webzine, The NoNonsense Man. Pay me! Pay me plz! I need money so I can quit my job and drink beer all day long and get all fat and ugly.

Spiders on Drugs

Did you know if you give wood spiders psychoactive drugs such as LCD or THC, they create really weird webs?

Me Draw Spidery Man

Bored at work. Drew this. Original. You try it. Or don't.

Is it a sign of weakness that virtually everything SUPERBLOG!! has published recently has been stolen from Progessive Ruin? I don't know and I don't care. You'll lap it up and like it, SUPERBLOG!! fans.