There's an actual trailer out for the film adaptation of Alan Moore's classic book and it looks and sounds terrible. I'm so sad. For a minute there I was kinda thinking the film wouldn't suck.
Silk Spectre II poster via hd-trailers.org, who also has five more character posters. (Malin Åkerman's character, pictured above, is, of course, the daughter of the character played by perennial SUPERBLOG!! favorite Carla Gugino. But that's not going to save the film! Nothing can. Nothing!!)
Update@later: I was going to add that, on the positive side, the Watchmen movie couldn't possibly suck as hard as Frank Miller's insane The Spirit, coming this Christmas. But, judging by the new trailer, it looks like The Spirit could actually be Stupid Fun. Obviously completely divorced from the source material, though.