In OUR House, Vacuuming Will Be YOUR Job

Our long national nightmare is over because I am BACK from the horrors and rigors of Gbg and other places and returned to blogging. However, during my many insane travels I have picked up a deadly virus. Said virus may kill me dead at any second, so me will blog very fast and not worry about sense-making and such. MAKING SENSE IS GAY. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now! Important! Panel above is from 1952 comic "It's a Woman's World!" in all-important comical booklet Mystery in Space #8. Feminism: It makes sense and thus is our enemy^TM.

Bonus! 1980s Bondage Fashion Superman vs Mxyzptlk.

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Tomorrow: More, not less.

Carla Gugino's Breasts Cast in Watchmen

Exciting Carla Gugino Boob News! The Beat reports that the Hollywood Reporter reports that SUPERBLOG!!'s favorite actress will play Sally Jupiter AKA Silk Spectre in the wholly unnecessary film adaptation of Watchmen, the classic graphic novel by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.

Incidentally, the daughter of Gugino's character will be played by Canadian supermodel Malin Akerman, who was born in Sweden, which is the same country that several members of the SUPERBLOG!! staff currently live in. What are the odds?

Insidiously, did you know that this SUPERBLOG!! post (about Carla Gugino's non-censored tits in the Sin City movie) is one of our all-time most popular posts? That one gets, like, five hits every year! Go figure.

Other sexy Carla Gugino posts can be found here, here, here, here and here, but not here, because that last link is about banned Swedish license plates. Yeah, I just wanted to end this fucking post on something stupid and random.