Saturday, January 02, 2010

Happy New Year




UPDATE #7. Jan 23. All apologies, peeps! The HUGE surprise we're preparing is taking longer than we originally thought. In the meantime, suck on this.

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UPDATE #6. Jan 21: Sorry for the lack of updates, folks! We're busy working on something awesome behind the scenes. Exciting news coming, possibly as early as tomorrow!!

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UPDATE #5. Jan 14: Look how strange Amy Adams looks! She must have done something to her hair.

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UPDATE #4. Jan 12: Happy Tuesday, bitches! I hope you are oh-cay. [In kase u r not, i wish u a speedy rekovery.] As today is Tuesday, it is time for SUPERBLOG!!'s special Tuesday feature Tuesday Lankar, in which we go over all the internets in search of the most important sites right now. And here they are, in order of importance:

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UPDATE Jan 11: I smallified the image above. If we're going to be looking at it all year (and we definitely are), it shouldn't oughtta be so big as to hurt our eyes every time we see it.

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UPDATE Jan 9: One day our old pal Mr Moko was sitting around photoshopping insect heads upon pictures of small children in his lonely cabin when suddenly he got an important phone call from the SUPERBLOG!! offices. It was a job offer. Moko's mission, should he choose to accept it, was to produce a film poster for that old movie in which Rutger Hauer is blind. Blind as a beaver. You know the movie, it's called Blind. Starring Rutger Hauer. Rising to the occasion, Mr Moko spent the next three weeks assembling this awe-inspiring masterpiece:





If you like the poster, DEAR READER, you can buy a lithograph of it from CafePress. Just tell them Rutger sent you. They'll hook you up.

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UPDATE Jan 7: This year, instead of posting new posts all the time, I'll just update this particular post as the situation warrants. Good idea or great idea?

24 comments:

KM said...

And to you too!

Moocko said...

All hail the Medooz. The Medooz.

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

HNY a bit late but HNY nevertheless ♥

Koala Mentala said...

A(H1N1) 2U2, SIU2K! It wouldn't B 2010 W/O U.

Moocko said...

'Tis truly a beautiful poster for "Blind", aye.

KM said...

Thank you for reading SUPERBLOG!!, Moocko. What part do you like best?

Moocko said...

I give this 2-3 days, and then I promise that all loyal SB!!-fans will see a new splendid post! This madness must have an expiration date And I don't think it's January 1st 2011. But on the other hand... who knows?

KM said...

2-3 days? It's already been like 10 days. And we've barely begun! Look for a new exciting update to this post tomorrow.

Moocko said...

But... If you continue to update this post... I mean, for days, for months, hell, even a year... I... Oh no. Oh my God. I know what you're aiming for. You're gonna write the longest blog post in the world as to be the mightiest blogging force in the blogosphere. You will have complete control of the whole universe. You want mankind on its knees! This is insane! INSANE!

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

...just checking in on this post's progress. wish i hadn't :-)

KM said...

Later today I will fucking astonish you all. Uh, you both.

Moocko said...

Madness, still going strong. Should Mr. Mentala's threats be for real, I've prepared some life boats which you can find here and some life vests, available here. If anyone reading this blog would happen to not be properly baptized, I suggest you fix this as soon as possible at your local church. No need to thank me. I'm just a fellow internet surfer trying to help out. Godspeed.

KM said...

Just checking in. How is everyone enjoying the NEW SUPERBLOG!!?

Leonard Astroturf said...

lol, i know ............. :D lmao!! xD luv it!!!

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

Checking in again to say the Nick Cage website was hilarious! 5 stars!

KM said...

The humor - or as our cousins across the pond say, "humour" - of it is that it is actually other people, but their faces have been manipulated to resemble Nicolas Cage.

Uncle said...

I like this blogg!

Moocko said...
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Moocko said...

No updates for a while (emphasis on the "H" btw)... Maybe the madness has ended?!

KM said...

@moocko
What, just because there's been no update in like 4 days? That's wishful thinking if ever I heard it. IF EVER I HEARD IT!

SUPERBLOG!! will rise from the ashes and resume its rightful place as... whatever

TeamSB!! said...

Open letter to SUPERBLOG!!
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Dear Superblog!!

There seems to be some kind of CRAZE on this blog nowadays. The story about the long post @ SB!! has become something of an internet legend in just a few days! People marvel at the sheer insanity of it all, but there are many of us loyal SB!!-fans who are worried. The craziness is like some kind of toxic disease that could spread all over the net and infect us all, not unlike some digital mad cow disease! It's a lot to take in, many of us have had to quit our daily jobs just to tackle the craze-power of the infamous "long-post". Families go to pieces, the world stops spinning. How will it all end? WILL it end? There are many of us loyal fans who think that SB!! went TOO FAR this time, and that's saying a lot. It's not like we're scared or anything, and we don't disrespect the profound insanity of this unholy mission, but we feel that the madness has to stop for the sake of mankind. For the children of our future.

/Best wishes, a worried TeamSB!!
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LIVE LONG AND PROSPER \_/

KM said...

Oh yeah, like we're going to listen to someone who can't even spell the word kraze.

Uncle said...

Could be that i felt like blogging some day soon. Maybe.
That would en the kreajze!

KM said...

@uncle
But the feeling passed, right?