Thursday, January 28, 2010

Straight Talk Express!

Hello my children! I don't have any real actual biological children of my own (because I use condoms) (and also because women very rarely want to have sex with me) so instead I like to think of each and every reader of SUPERBLOG!! as part of my vast spiritual progeny! How disgusting is that?!? Anyway. People have been wondering stuff so it's time once again (??) for the...


Q: WTF was all that talk about "A New Dawn" for SUPERBLOG!!? Was it all just talk? Did the talk mean something? Was it just talky stuff? Talk?
A: There is a famous poem by Robert Burns that is applicable to this situation:

The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!

Q: How many manhours does it take every week to keep SUPERBLOG!! going?
A: Anywhere between 50 and 200 hours. (That's not counting research, of course.) Sometimes up to 400 hours. Once, a single blog entry took almost 1,000 hours to complete. (It was this one.) (Sucker! It totally wasn't. It was this one. Danny just wouldn't stay still to pose for the photo. Eventually we had to just pluck a ready-made picture off the internet.)

Q: Whose side are you on?
A: That would be telling.

(That's a quote from The Prisoner. Did you catch it? A cookie for you! And also you win a bonus question!!!)

Q: When is Patrick McGoohan coming back?
A: Sorry, Patrick McGoohan is dead and never coming back. I know you want him to. We all miss him terribly. But what if you got your wish and he (TWIST!) came back as a zombie?! Rotty and decaying and hungry for brains... Would that really be all that great? Or like in Pet Sematary, all murderous and stuff? It just wouldn't be the same. Let him rot in peace, SUPERBLOG!! says.



Uncle said...

McCains head is shaped like a peanut. Coincidence?

KM said...

The tip of McCain's peanut is shaped like a monster.

TeamLeno!! said...

Future additions to the FAQ from TeamSB!!:

Q1: When will we see new Evil Comics? It has been like ages, dude!

Q2: Could the head of Medusa possibly be added to the SUPERBLOG!!-logo? We were looking forward to staring at it for a year, or so. Looking at it while being stoned. DO YOU GET THE FUCKING JOKE?

Q3: Best blog ever! Cheers!



Koala Mentala said...

A1: When you're dead!

A2: That's the stupidest idea I ever heard.

A3: Sit down, STFU!

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

McCain is evil, the picture for this post should have been JD. Salinger. RIP ♥

KM said...

OMFFG, Last time McCain was mentioned here on SUPERBLOG!! was in a post entitled "A New Dawn for SUPERBLOG!!"!!

Everything's connected, Goo! Do you realize that everything is connected? JD didn't die for naught!

Moocko said...

I just LOL:ed in shock and surprise...!

KM said...

I want you to vomit from fear and arousal.

traveller said...

Nice post....Peanut like head

KM said...

This post isn't for you! These are. Choose one and perish.