What They Made Me Watch in October, 2009

I usually write short reviews of all the stuff I watched but today I'll just list it in order of decreasing suckitude:

Mutant Chronicles (2008)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) (way better: ep 1.49)
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Uzumaki (2000) (way better: the manga)
Cypher (2002)
Batman Beyond: Season 2 (1999-2000, 24 26 episodes) (way better: B:tAS)
Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (2009)
Son of the Beach: Season 1 (2000, 13 episodes)
The Hebrew Hammer (2003)
South Park: Imaginationland (2007)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) (R)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
The Company of Wolves (1984)
The Shield: Season 2 (2003, 13 episodes)
LolliLove (2004)
The Shield: Season 3 (2004, 15 episodes)
Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997)
Trick 'r Treat (2009)
Moon (2009)
All the President's Men (1976) (R)
Tanner on Tanner (2004, 4 episodes)
Brick (2005) (R)
Tanner '88 (1988, 11 episodes)
The Thick of It: The Specials (2007, 2 episodes)

?Why SUPERBLOG!! No Update So Good? (Also: How Not 2 Find SUPERBLOG!! on Twitter)

I remember when* this was the best blog in the entire universe or at least in the top three** but that seems a lifetime ago*** and now everything has turned to shit. Shit! Everybody's tweeeeeting nowadays and have forgotten the joy that only blogging can give! Not any stupid kind of blogging of course but, specifically, SUPERBLOG!!ing. Here is how sad tweeters are and yes I am of course one of them but not under the nom the crime Kay McEntala or whatever it is I'm using on this here blog right here now but my actual, proper name. Thus and therefore I have to be VERY CAREFUL so that nobody can figure out that my real name is Bill. Bill Hurt. Call me billy. On Tweeter I am @billhurtz (just kidding, that was a totally random link that turned out to actually exist. I am not now, nor have I ever been, affiliated with the billhurtz twit flow. Aside from being a massive fan, of course. MASSIVE FAN.) If you see me on the streets you will recognize me by my stained t-shirt emblazoned with MACROSCOPIC BLOGGING FTW. Either that. Or not.

So, to sum up:

• Twitter: Complete suck.
• SUPERBLOG!!: Always sucked.

*Never true
**Hyperbole
***It was for some but not for you and me

Always Remember

In case you are blind and/or can't read, what the image says is "Nothing is any good if other people like it." It's from a t-shirt.

Yeah, Well, What Are You Gonna Do?

It was worth a shot.

Tomorrow There Will Be A New Post

I know some of you little piss-ants (no offence) have been complaining behind our backs recently. You've been going on about how SUPERBLOG!!'s posts have been slipping ever so slightly both in quantity and quality. Don't try to deny it, my sources are unimpeachable. Now, far be it from me to call you all whiny assholes who should shut the fuck up. No, I actually think you may have a little bit of a point. So, starting tomorrow, I promise to make amends. In fact, I'm ready to pronounce A NEW DAWN for SUPERBLOG!!!

Hope to see you then!

LIES

Spider-Man Says: God Wants People to Procreate

This is for you parents out there. You know who you are, I need mention no names.

4 Years 2 Day!

Four years! 4! Not me, but an acquaintance of mine. It seems like just a year ago we celebrated the last Asian Birthday. And now there's a new Asian Birthday. They call it... Asian Birthday 2009! Surprise video!! (Warning: Ninjas! Nikes!!)

The History of Mankind by Milo Manara

Sex and violence - two great tastes that taste great together. Viewable in different form here.

Randomly connected: Michael Bay's keyboard.

Also... no, that's all I have.

Jenna Fischer, 32

See? I can post whatever I feel like.

More Post-it Art: The Last Mayor of Falun

The term "Post-it" and the canary yellow color are trademarks of 3M. Accepted generic terms for competitors include "sticky notes" or "repositionable notes" or "repositional notes."

Moko came to visit the SUPERBLOG!! offices in Falun a while back. I was telling him all about the history of Falun, all the corrupt city officials and stuff, and the town's peculiar mayoral tradition. The position of mayor was finally eliminated in 1997, but up until then they held great power in all of the Dales. Mayors were expected to wear the Key to the City around their necks at all times, even while taking a shower. Their main tasks included collecting local taxes, often personally, and attending important ceremonies, such as public executions (before they were outlawed in 1990, when the Wall fell).

Moko was very impressed with all this, and artistic that he is (not autistic, although he might be that as well), he took one of my Post-it notes and sat down and started to draw the picture above. I was immediately angered by this, because Post-it notes aren't cheap, and it looked like he was just vandalizing them for no good reason.
"What the hell are you doing?!", I shouted. "Stop immediately!"
He put down his pen and handed over the artwork. It was almost finished anyway.
"I drew this for you", he said, hesitantly. "I was so inspired by your great story. Is this anything like what the mayors used to look like?"
"No", I said, trying to let him down gently. "You're a terrible artist".