What I definitely didn't watch in September:
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941)
Bamako (2006)
Alphaville, une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution (1965)
WALL·E (2008)
Signs (2002)
Once (2006)
Mad Dog and Glory (1993)
The Major and the Minor (1942)
The Wire: Season 3 (2004, 12 episodes)
Sealab 2021: Season 1 (2001, 13 episodes) (R)
Primer (2004) (R)
Fast Food Nation (2006)
Irma la Douce (1963)
Cashback (2006)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
The Pleasure Garden (1925)
Kelly's Heroes (1970)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Hiroshima mon amour (1959)
Murder! (1930) (R)
The Omen (1976)
The Morning After (1986) (R)
The Lodger (1927)
The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Wiseguy: Season 1 (1987-1988, 22 episodes) (R)
Nothing (2003)
Love in the Afternoon (1957)
Best: Aside from more Wire and Primer (again!), nothing really stood out as particularly awesome. Once was one of the better ones. Once, ones. That rhymes. Parts of Sealab ruled. I really enjoyed the first half hour of WALL·E, but I could have done without the people.
Worst: Surprisingly, not much sucked either. Cashback did, but it wasn't offensively bad or anything. Plus, it had Keeley Hazell nude. (See KeeleyHazellnu.de!) Also Michelle Ryan (not nude):
She looks like she's about to spit in your face. Do you like that, huh? Do you like that?
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>She looks like she's about to spit in your face. Do you like that, huh? Do you like that?<
Well, if I was standing on a chair she would be at crotch-height and probably spit on my knob. Which I would like very much!
Sorry, Michelle is so much taller than you (5'7") that she'd still be level with your eyes. Maybe she'd suck out your eyeball and chew it down. Would you like that? Huh?
So, where's the review of The Morning After?
You may as well ask, "How long is a piece of string?"
>You may as well ask, "How long is a piece of string?"<
I know! I know! Oh, me! Me! I know!
Ok, take it.
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