Here is an actual photographic representation of my esteemed co-blogger and co-blooger, Doctor Sam Tool (or S. Tool or "DOCTOR'S TOOL". Or Dr Stool). AKA "Uncle Sammy". His real name is Tool because he is a huge tool, or has a huge tool, but we confabulate him heartily on this, his happy happy day. Happy day! Happy day! HAPPY HAPPY DAY. He is a sort of doctor now - a doctor of wood. Him buy me cigar. Also beer.