Angry mob protesting against the death of Ingmar are burning shit in Falun. Most of the city now on fire. Koala reportedly alive but will most likely go up in flames too..
I'm there, man. Reporting from the ground. There's smoke everywhere but I'm fine. This is a good time to consult my review of City on Fire (scroll down a bit).
Wow, it's just like when Anna Nicole Smith died, except instead of Falun, the protestors torched the White House and then savagely raped George W. Bush with a box of Trimspa in the shape of a phallus. Could've been a dream though... I don't know. But still, the similarities are undeniable.
August First is my 9-11.
Koala's fur is apparently made of flame-resistant polyester.
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