Wednesday, August 01, 2007

This Also Just In: Falun on Fire


Angry mob protesting against the death of Ingmar are burning shit in Falun. Most of the city now on fire. Koala reportedly alive but will most likely go up in flames too..

4 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

I'm there, man. Reporting from the ground. There's smoke everywhere but I'm fine. This is a good time to consult my review of City on Fire (scroll down a bit).

Somebodyiusedtoknow said...

Wow, it's just like when Anna Nicole Smith died, except instead of Falun, the protestors torched the White House and then savagely raped George W. Bush with a box of Trimspa in the shape of a phallus.

Could've been a dream though... I don't know. But still, the similarities are undeniable.

Koala Mentala said...

August First is my 9-11.

spidercrazy said...

Koala's fur is apparently made of flame-resistant polyester.