Koala is in Finland, land of knives and VODKA. He sent a text message about that and he also ordered me to blog. He usually does that pretty much every fucking day. Annoying repetetive behavior. This was a post about knives. Thursday I will blog about VODKA.
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I like it when you blog Sammy. Don't fight it, EMBRACE it.
Ouch!
But actually, that knife holder is pretty cool...
I'm a psychologist now and I must re-learn the love and lust of blogging.
MMMmmm lust...
If i could send Koala text it would be covered in goo. Real goo, the gooey type, not the blogger by the same name of which I know nothing except I like the profile pic... (Just had to say that so I wasn't prosecuted for threatening to rub one human all over another human. Sorry, this disclaimer has no disclaimer)
Later I'll be rubbing gerbils
Sammy, if what you said is true about becoming a psychologist (sorry if I missed it in previous posts) then congratulations on all your hard work!
In other news, I should tell you I planted a text virus inside this message that you are powerless to remove. You don't know when it will strike, or how, but rest assured (and frightened) that you will die from it, even if it has to intervene milliseconds before some cataclysmic event just to pull it off. And no, furiously rubbing your forehead with an eraser will not help. Put it down.
I have proven myself brave, truthful, and unselfish, and today I'm a real psychologist!
I'm still waiting for the text virus. Where is it?
Ahhh.... There it was.
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