Sunday, May 07, 2006

Vapid Yet Sexy Socialite Bares All

I'm having one of my Dark Days so I wrote a blog entry about feeling like dog shit stuck on a shoe, but it was kind of a downer so I decided against posting it. Instead I'm going to post a few links. Nothing very interesting, but still:

Television history: In 1965, children's TV host Soupy Sales got suspended for asking kids to send him money on air:

"Hey kids, last night was New Year's Eve, and your mother and dad were out having a great time. They are probably still sleeping and what I want you to do is tiptoe in their bedroom and go in your mom's pocketbook and your dad's pants, which are probably on the floor. You'll see a lot of green pieces of paper with pictures of guys in beards. Put them in an envelope and send them to me at Soupy Sales, Channel 5, New York, New York. And you know what I'm going to send you? A post card from Puerto Rico!"

Movie trailer: Superman Returns. It's obviously Kevin Spacey's film. "Billions!"

Writer Bob Andelman is a mirror image of terrorist Sami Al-Arian.

Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL. (SUPERBLOG!! has mentioned a couple of them before.)

By the way... Please welcome SUPERBLOG!!'s latest Blogspot Brethren: Thoughts from the Ether and The Voice Of The Munkey. I trust they'll jump with joy for being mentioned here. Or not.


Sara said...

Why are you feeling down? Not enough lovin's? Or is it because you're sober? Maybe both?

Koala Mentala said...

I don't have a single friend around where I live, I'm alienated from my family, my hair is turning prematurely gray and I may be going blind, my job bores me to tears, I'm flirting with alcoholism, and I haven't gotten laid in ages. But other than that, I'm peachy keen!

Sara said...

Except for the hair going gray and alcoholism, I feel your pain.
I'd hug you, but there's kind of a couple of countries and an ocean in the way.

mindlessmunkey said...

I am indeed jumping for joy to find myself in your links.

Cheers, Koala, and I hope you're feeling better soon.

p.s. Grey hair is sexy.

Afe said...

At first, I thought SUPERBLOG!! was run by a couple of crazy, horny eighteen year old students. But now I've realised it's just a couple of dirty old men.

P.S. Grey pubic hair is NOT sexy.

Goo said...

I'm with you Sara... I hate to see a chum down. I'd kick Koala in the shin if I could, and we all know that means I care a lot.

You should give yourself a little slack my friend. There is always hair dye for men. ...But seriously though, can't you get out and meet people? Or even just 1 person? I find you to be a pretty swell guy, surely you can make a new friend. Can you quit your job and get another one you enjoy? Can't you move out of Jimmy Falun's ass and move back to whomever's ass you used to live in? Perhaps after you get a little less gloomy, someone will even shag you good and proper. Maybe it will be a little fraggle woman with a fondness for Ayn Rand, Comic books, and Koalas. Maybe she'll go see the new Superman movie with you. Maybe you will go see Brokeback Mountain with her, who knows. The point is, be kind to yourself, empower yourself. Take control of your life. And then come here to Chicago, go on Oprah, and tell the world your story.


Koala Mentala said...

Thanks for the kind words, kids. If I was gonna nail a Fraggle woman, I guess it would be Mokey. But I despise Ayn Rand.

Afe: We're sort of both.

Scott said...

I agree to with sara but the hair is going white and it might have something to do with alcoholism, anyway I feel your pain KM.

Goo said...

going blind too? i missed that part before. didn't your daddy tell you if you did that too much you might go blind?

and what's up with the google ads you guys? have km and sammy sold out? i think so.

Sara said...

I've heard that you'll go crazy from masterbating to much long before you go blind.

Erika said...

Afe: That's why God invented the Hollywood wax.

Erika said...

I am thrilled and honored to be included in Superblog's blogroll. I'd like to thank the Academy, my mom, my hairdresser and my agent.

Matthew said...

A father walks into this son's room and says, "Hey! You'll go blind if you masturbate too much!"

The kid says, "Dad! I'm over here."


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