Fan Art: Negro Supes

SUPERBLOG!! has many fans. Some of them are girls, some of them are boys. Some of them are smart, some of them are stupid. Some of them are humanitarians, some of them play tennis, and some of them draw faintly racist pictures and send them to SUPERBLOG!! in the misguided hope that it will make them popular. Perhaps the most prominent member of this latter category is the ever-mocked Moocko Chapman, familiar to all loyal SUPERBLOG!! readers.

The picture seems to depict "Negro Supes" (in Swedish: Negrostålis) getting pinkeye from a strange laser beam wielded by his arch-enemy Swastika Graphitti. At least that's what I make of it. Any other suggestions?

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Back from the Dead

Yes! I have returned to save what few SUPERBLOG!! fans remain from the incompetent blogging of my somewhat respected colleague, Uncle Sammy.

Yes! I, the artist formerly (and currently) known as "Koala Mentala" (what a stupid name!), will once again bring light to the world! And I will bring tyrants to their knees! And I will bring food to the hungry! I will heal the sick and destroy the healthy! I will deride the mighty and weak alike! I will do it because I care.

Yes! Verily! I will do all this and more! But not today!

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow!

Sir Blog-a-Lot

I was supposed (fucking ordered) to blog some because Koala is away somewhere but hey! You know me. I can't blog these days.

Photo #69: Yes! We have No Bananas

I found a rotten banana in my pocket today and that's how I found inspiration for todays post. The bananas above were from Brasil. They are rotten or eaten now. We will all rot and be eaten. We are bananas.

Here are lyrics for funny banana song! Read and sing and prepare to die.

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no". He just "yes"es you to death, And as he takes your dough, he tells you... "Yes! We have no bananas We have no bananas today!!

Eat These Links Like It Was My Pussy

Holy unexpected answer, Batman!

In Swedish: What's the worst kind of betrayal? (sent in by the Mook)

CNN hates Bush

MTV Obsessed: the game (highly addictive)

Other "cool" (nerdy) Flash games

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic trailer

Special Bonus Link Section featuring Arnie the Ass-Lover!

As I said to Katie when she posted a link to the masterful travelogue Arnold Schwarzenegger: Carnival in Rio,

Jesus! I used to think Arnold was a piece of shit, but now I realize he's the COOLEST motherfucker who ever walked the Earth. If Arnold isn't appointed General Secretary of the U.N. once Kofi resigns in shame, I'll kill myself with a sharp stick. (Oh, and if I remember to, I'll rip you off and post this shit on SUPERBLOG!!.)

And now I have.

By the way: Katie says it's "NOT work safe", but I guess she means by American standards. I watched the clip on a laptop during a funeral, and no one batted an eye. It does feature some very sexy carrot-eating, though.

Fuck You

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.


This SUPERBLOG!! entry is dedicated to THE WORLD.

Photo #68: Black Hockey Player

Went to a hockey game today and got this photo of André Mattsson. I think he's the only black player in the Swedish Hockey League but what do I know? Not very much, so I researched some and found out that I never yelled anyhing like this to André.

'Go back to the South,' and 'How come you're not picking cotton.'

I never yelled stuff like that because I have such a warm and charming personality and we don't grow cotton in Sweden. Yeah... that's how it is. If you thirst for more funny racism related material (or anything else) you can always take a look in the archives of SUPERBLOG!! Sex, racism, comics, politics.... We are the only blog in the stupid blogosphere that can really say that we cover all bases.

Kneel Before Zod in 2008

Because General Zod will be a much better ruler than Christopher Walken could ever be.

Though Walken would obviously be a huge improvement on the current prez. Because Bush can't even open a fucking door. Okay, so it's a Chinese door and those are notoriously hard to open, but still. Plus it's probably locked. But W is stupid anyway. He's no Zod. Z is for Zod. That would be a supercool campaign slogan. "Z is for Zod." Christopher Walken could use "W is for Walken" but that would be confusing. But not as confusing as "D is for Dubya"! What the fuck am I going on about when I should have wrapped this blog entry up ages ago?! It was a simple matter of in, link, out, and I had to go and make it complicated and blathery. FUCK EVERYTHING.

Link-O-Rama #2

Do you need a pen? Of course you do.

Photo #67: The Goo

I saw this car and its licence plate today while driving around looking for people to shout at. It made me think of Goo. The car is a SAAB and I'll now demonstrate my abilities to sink deeper into the land of hollowness. In Sweden there's a saying that goes; Stand like a Saab and for some reason that means
- Stand like you're a homosexual.

For those of you obsessed with homosexuality, this is the place to be.

For those of you obsessed with licence plates, this is the place to be.