Are You a Monkey or a Donkey?

Check as appropriate:

I eat...
A. hay
B. bananas

I have a tail and I'm not afraid to...
A. use it
B. misuse it

If my life was made into a movie, I would be played by...
A. Eddie Murphy
B. King Kong (he's an ape tho)

Mostly A's: YOU SIR (OR MADAM) ARE A DONKEY
Mostly B's: YOU SIR (OR MADAM) ARE A MONKEY