Showing posts with label cattle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cattle. Show all posts

Sunday, August 30, 2009

All About Cowboys and the Cattle They Rope


I've been away for a little while and in just a few hours I have to go away again, for another three or so days. So I haven't been and over the next few days won't be updating this cowboy blog as frequently as I'd wish and possibly not at all. [SARCASM]Fortunately, Uncle Sammy will be blogging as good as or better than usual.[/SARCASM]

This has been SUPERBLOG!! post no. 1600, although in terms of quality it ranks in the mid-1300s.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

KoalaCam #42: Now is the Time to Commence Sucking


Hey dudes and dudettes, remember KoalaCam #41: Hey Mäm? Do you want another post just like it?!? If you look closely at the above photograph, you can see that there are letters on the table. Those letters spell the following sentence:

Börja sug fin våt zexy blod qk mähm

This is probably almost Swedish for:

Start sucking fine wet zexy blood cock, Ma'am.

This is the third and last of the series, I give you my word. My word is my bond. My word is worth a lot in this town. Never again shall alphabet blocks (or whatever they're called in your so-called language, peasants) sully SUPERBLOG!! forever.

What? Why did I add "forever"? That makes no sense. Also: I'm bored with this blog, I should start a new one. A cowboy blog. All about cowboys and the cattle they rope.