KoalaCam #42: Now is the Time to Commence Sucking

Hey dudes and dudettes, remember KoalaCam #41: Hey Mäm? Do you want another post just like it?!? If you look closely at the above photograph, you can see that there are letters on the table. Those letters spell the following sentence:

Börja sug fin våt zexy blod qk mähm

This is probably almost Swedish for:

Start sucking fine wet zexy blood cock, Ma'am.

This is the third and last of the series, I give you my word. My word is my bond. My word is worth a lot in this town. Never again shall alphabet blocks (or whatever they're called in your so-called language, peasants) sully SUPERBLOG!! forever.

What? Why did I add "forever"? That makes no sense. Also: I'm bored with this blog, I should start a new one. A cowboy blog. All about cowboys and the cattle they rope.

KoalaCam #41: Hey Mäm

This might be viewed as a continuation of KoalaCam #40: Fin Kq Superblog.

The time: Midsummer.
The place: The country.

Having accomplished the amazing Fin Kq feat, me and my silent partner, The Enemy of the Internets, set our sights higher. We vowed to create an entire mini-epic, composed of every single letter of the Swedish alphabet! (28!) Impossible, you say? So science thought, until SUPERBLOG!! proved that only nothing is impossible! The mini-epic is reproduced in full here, translated into Newspeak:

Hey ma'am, start sucking fine wet blood zex qock!

Fuck off, James Joyce.

KoalaCam #40: Fin Kq Superblog

The alphabet is composed of individual letters, the number of which varies according to what language you use. In Swedish, there are 28 or 29 different letters (depending on whether you count W separately).

Letters can be arranged to form words and, sometimes, even complete sentences! One extra fine example of a complete sentence can be seen in the photograph above. Fin qk is Swedish for nice-locking dick. Superblog is actually English - the correct Swedish spelling would be Superblogg.