This might be viewed as a continuation of KoalaCam #40: Fin Kq Superblog.
The time: Midsummer.
The place: The country.
Having accomplished the amazing Fin Kq feat, me and my silent partner, The Enemy of the Internets, set our sights higher. We vowed to create an entire mini-epic, composed of every single letter of the Swedish alphabet! (28!) Impossible, you say? So science thought, until SUPERBLOG!! proved that only nothing is impossible! The mini-epic is reproduced in full here, translated into Newspeak:
Hey ma'am, start sucking fine wet blood zex qock!
Fuck off, James Joyce.