Bernard Calsong (1803-1845)

If Bernard Calsong hadn't created underwear back in the 1830s, it's not entirely unlikely that we all would be convered from head to toe in piss and shit at this point. Please tell your children about this great inventor and read more on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undergarment
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Calsong_(inventor)

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King Kang

Kang** is from the future* where he has got it made but he can also travel through time so get ready, 1977. He's taking over!

*A time period commonly understood to contain all events that have yet to occur.
**Read more about Kang on page 21.

Crab Cake for Garret

I just read on the Garret Dillahunt blog that it's Garret Dillahunt's birthday! He should be 44 but Wikipedia says he is 43 for some reason! Even though it also says he was born in 1964. That makes no sense! Wikipedia says a lot of things. Someone should edit it to make more sense. Anyway, here's some Maryland crab cake for Mr Dillahunt.

Internet Sites on the Web

Oops, we were gone for a week. Technical difficulties, you know. (Actually I just forgot this blog existed.) Taste the lankar:

Dog licking your screen clean

Killer Donald Duck

UK Office of Government Commerce cracks one off (The logo, animated)

Photoshop disasters blog (Including Swedish girl without nipples. Go Sweden!)

Al Jaffee's fold-ins for Mad magazine, from the 1960s to the present, in interactive form

The scandal of Olivia Newton-John: 12 surprisingly controversial Wikipedia pages

Fine superhero art

Photograph of Dr Doom © 2008 Victor von Doom.

Best Wikipedia Sabotage Ever

From the Trivia section of the Wikipedia page for Professor Ratigan:

In SuperOobi and His Amazing Friends (Star Wars) Episode VI: Return to the Autobiogeographerm, Shark Skywalker's father, Ratigan Skywalker living in the fiery hot planet, Mustafar. In addition, He battle his son. Sir Shark slice-a-dice his two legs and right arm and he's burning by the fire.