Thursday, September 10, 2009

KoalaCam #43: Evil Tree


Have you ever seen such an evil tree?

It is a pine, I think. Or it could be a beech tree. Or something else. Who can say, really? Only God can tell one type of tree from another, as the saying goes.

Note: not to be confused with a stupid tree. The evil tree is sharp as a tack. Smarter than most ppl I know, in fact. Probably smarter than you.

Are you smarter than a tree?

9 comments:

Moocko said...

One can only wonder what rough beast lurks in that little bird house of hell.

Koala Mentala said...

Could it be... a bird?!

Or a piss-demon.

Moocko said...

Well, since it is an EVIL tree... Maybe a piss-demon. With wings. Also known as "vanlig husskata".

Moocko said...

To answer the question: I don't know if I'm smarter than a tree - in general, it's hard to say. It all depends on education, test scores and whatnot! Trees don't have eyes so they can't read... And I don't think they would want to learn about history and math, from a severed and manufactured limb from one of their own race! But then again, If one were to find a real bad ass-tree which wouldn't give a flying fuck about such things, I guess one could rub a Braille paper against its bark and it would turn into an Einstein in no time.

Koala Mentala said...

Me will turn concept into game show.

spidercrazy said...

When I die, I will become a tree. And my leaves will whisper to you, that I now know the secrets of the universe.

KM said...

That will never happen.

Uncle said...

I OWN that tree. Sort of.

KM said...

Nuh-uh, only GOD can own a tree. And not even he!