Thursday, April 24, 2008

The Face of Fascism



A little-known fact about me is that I speak fluent German when drunk. Sadly, these days I'm mostly sober.

Three points to the first person who makes a clever remark that connects Heino's album, pictured above, with the word motherfucker.

8 comments:

Matthew said...

"I am zis vay because of you muzcher. Fook you! I vant kill you! I vant fookyou! I am ze muzcher fooker!You are vie I cannot speak to ze vomen vit unt screaming myself hoarse! AHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHH!!!!"

mookster said...

Das ist ein mutterlieblisch disk-kover! Ein mutterlieblisch kover ingedeed.

"Ach, guck zu mir. Ich bin rasist-Matthew. Ich kann Englisch vie ein Deutsches gehing spraching stereotyp gesprachen."

mookster said...

Oops, "wie" meine ich, naturlich.

Koala Mentala said...

I'm not sure either of those qualify as clever so the 3 points are still up for grabs. But I'll give half a point to Matthew for trying hard and a quarter of a point to Moko for his first effort plus an additional sixth of a point for his clarification comment, which cast his original comment in a very different light. I'll also award myself five points just for being an awesome human being and a beautiful blogger. So here's the current score:
#1. KM (5.0)
#2. Matthew (0.5)
#2. Moko (0.5)

Goo said...

Ehhh, I'm not even going to try. What if i just call Matthew a mutherfucker? That should count for something, yes?

Herr Uncle said...

It's Mutter Fukker it is.

Koala Mentala said...

Yeah Goo, I guess that's worth a point but I also have to deduct half a point for unnecessary meanness. Mr Herr Uncle's comment is worth one seventh of a point. So:
#1. KM (5.0)
#2. Goo (0.5)
#2. Matthew (0.5)
#2. Moko (0.5)
#5. Herr Uncle (0.1429)

Moocko said...

Ich denke dass mein Deutsch sind die beste amongsten diesem Kommentaren, warum ich should habe ein extra point. Alles im alles, ein klasse Kontest von Superblog!! Mehr von diesem Ware in der zucknuft, hopfe ich.